Kelly Slater

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by JohnnyCornstarch, Sep 12, 2016.

  1. JohnnyCornstarch

    JohnnyCornstarch Well-Known Member

    571
    Feb 24, 2015
    Kelly has priority, he see's Kolohe paddle for a wave, then Kelly paddles for it, backs off at the last second, and both guys are forced to pull back from the wave. Slater somehow keeps priority, that was some sh!t.

    Bush League kind of stuff like that is a fruitless way to win heats.

    Who's gonna tell me that "winning is winning? I don't wanna hear it.
     
  2. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Kolohe got robbed. That was bad.

    Makes their world surf league look bad....it was quite obvious Kolohe was the better surfer that heat.


    It was embarrassing.
     

  3. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    I think he got robbed too. that was a critical wave and should have been rewarded.
     
  4. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    Ooo, cornstartch loves Kelly!
    Dukes up for your man. Kudos. He'll appreciate it!
     
  5. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    dis tread embarrassing
     
  6. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Somebody has a crush on Kelly!!
    Somebody has a crush on Kelly!!
    Somebody has a crush on Kelly!!
     
  7. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    Haters gonna Hate

    Slater Strong _kelly-slater.jpg
     
  8. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Was watching that heat in my office with the sound turned off. 'Another important meeting'

    Absolutely thought Andino won that heat.

    Didn't stick around for the final scores, that's how sure I was. And I even have Slater on my WSL team for this event. So I step away, then return & go back on the WSL site to check my standings & I'm like wtf why haven't they removed Slater from the list of active surfers in this event. And then I go to the list of who is surfing in the next heats.....incredulous.

    Andino got boned pretty badly there. These judges are trying to write the story lines instead of letting competition happen. And of course none of the surfers can say anything or they really get screwed down the road.

    Bring back the days of Andy storming the judge's tower in a rage after getting hosed on scores.
     
  9. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Money talks; bullshiit walks....
     
  10. The Lonesome Tractor

    The Lonesome Tractor Well-Known Member

    557
    Feb 13, 2012
    That wouldn't have been the deciding wave. However, andino's last wave was better than slaters and he should have gotten the w.
     
  11. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    I like watching Tatiana surf backside.
     
  12. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    Her frontside is haggard
     
  13. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    lol
     
  14. JohnnyCornstarch

    JohnnyCornstarch Well-Known Member

    571
    Feb 24, 2015
    I'm sure the Kelly Slater comeback tour has the WSL seeing green...
     
  15. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    Honestly it seemed like a close heat to me. The "priority" wave was weak and barely broke and was inconsequential. Kelly's board looks flawless on his transitional turns. I'm a fan of Andino and think it was just a close heat...no real surprise it went to Kelly. I don't think they should have called Priority change over that wave.
     
  16. archy 2.0

    archy 2.0 Well-Known Member

    Jul 5, 2012
    Agreed JayD. I was gonna chime in with similar wurds, but you beat me to it.
     
  17. mrcoop

    mrcoop Well-Known Member

    605
    Jun 22, 2010
    it was close imo. i really thought andino's last wave was weak, but he did what he could do with it. I thought their best waves were equal...but thats judging...pretty subjective and there will always be differences in interpretation. slater has his hands full next. I hope he pulls it off.
     
  18. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    So, you're saying the judges were bought off with $150 tees from Outerknown....??
     
  19. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    That's what I was seeing. Dino's last wave he milked. Nothing special.
     
  20. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    No. Bought off with a cup coffee hand picked by Juan Valdes and his burro.