Kelly v Serena

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  1. Jul 12, 2017 #1
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

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    Who is the best athlete of all time? Duke? Thorpe?

    In our day and age, Kelly Slater and Serena Williams both have the hardware and the multi generational success to make the claim. I vote for Kelly because a tennis court doesn't move, and can't kill you. But she would crush him in a steel cage match. My wife disagrees, she think Kelly would win a Celebrity Death Match

    Remember this one, it was epic

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  3. Jul 12, 2017 #2
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Who wears the pantalones down there, dawg...?!? Your wife is correcto: no woman beats a man. Unless it's BJ KIng pounding Bobby Riggs, but there was a huge age diff & BJ proved to be, ahem, not quite all-female.
     
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  5. Jul 12, 2017 #3
    bennysgohome

    bennysgohome Well-Known Member

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    Serena and Michelle Obama are cut from the same cloth and it isn't pretty.
     
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  6. Jul 12, 2017 #4
    sisurfdogg

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    I wouldn't want to meet either one in a dark alley, or their dark alley for that matter
     
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  7. Jul 12, 2017 #5
    DonQ

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    That's absurd! But here's a hypothetical question for ya....
    How many Sarena's can Kelly bench, or how many Slater's could Sarena eat?
    The world may never know...
    and how many licks does it take to get to thhe center of Tootsie pop?
    It boggles the mind!
     
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  8. Jul 12, 2017 #6
    JayD

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    Sarena would kick your ass...and mine
     
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  9. Jul 13, 2017 #7
    DawnPatrol321

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    I'd have her saying "hit it white boy!"
     
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  10. Jul 13, 2017 #8
    Barry Cuda

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    Stupidest thread ever posted here on SI. Ever.
    Nice one, sis.....
     
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  11. Jul 13, 2017 #9
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

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    Gracias mi amigo
     
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  12. Jul 13, 2017 #10
    JayD

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    Yea DP...have fun with that!
     
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  13. Jul 13, 2017 #11
    DawnPatrol321

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    LOL Oh it would be fun JayD
     
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  14. Jul 13, 2017 #12
    archy 2.0

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  15. Jul 13, 2017 #13
    Kahuna Kai

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    Whoa! Foul ball!!! ^^^

    Serena would beat Kelly in MMA or arm wrastlin, but I have to agree, the tennis court doesn't move or kill you, and surfing has evolved way more than tennis in the last 20 years. Advantage Kelly
     
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  16. Jul 13, 2017 #14
    DawnPatrol321

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    Lmao
     
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  17. Jul 13, 2017 #15
    cepriano

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    serenas from Compton so yea she'd beat slater up
     
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  18. Jul 13, 2017 #16
    BassMon2

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    hahahaha i was just going to comment to dp about her then i saw this.... no comment needed. This is spot on
     
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  19. Jul 13, 2017 #17
    sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

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    with the quickness
     
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  20. Jul 14, 2017 #18
    yankee

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    C'mon ceppy & y'all who thing Serena is some tuffie from the hood.......wakey wakey......

    Serena WAS from Compton, and she played tennis there, and she wasn't out in the streets gang-bangin' at night & smashing volleys for wins during the day. She's a big gal, what, 185 lbs, but she ain't no tuffie from the 'hood. Her father saw to that - - he kept Venus & Serena in iso chambers growing up & then he got those girls outta there ASAP.
     
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  21. Jul 14, 2017 #19
    ibc

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    Venus is cuter.

    Serena is scary.

    Like Oprah on roids.
     
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  22. Jul 14, 2017 #20
    JTS

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    Kelly has a blue belt in BJJ, I think he would own her in any type of MMA or grappling match
     
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