Kook in Bradley Beach

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by jerseyfloater, Jun 10, 2014.

  1. jerseyfloater

    jerseyfloater Member

    Jun 10, 2014
    Anyone ever see a middle aged kook who takes like 20 mins to stand up..one leg at a time, whiffs most takeoffs and then if he even makes the section, has a style that resembles one taking a crap? Steer clear of this loser...
  2. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Brilliant first post, brother.

  3. Kanman

    Kanman Well-Known Member

    May 5, 2014
    Get a life kid.
  4. Exit98

    Exit98 Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2008
    ^^^^ Got him! And he only lives an hour and a half from the ocean.
  5. Big Wet Monster

    Big Wet Monster Well-Known Member

    Feb 4, 2010
    Kander was just contemplating buying a ron jon - boom goes the dynamite
  6. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    Kook calling a kook a kook....wow
  7. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
  8. Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

    Nov 14, 2011
    whats the odds that Kander29 is the Kook the OP is talking about?
  9. Kanman

    Kanman Well-Known Member

    May 5, 2014
    Isn't this forum about surfing? At least the dude is trying.
    Yeah I'm a kook and I'm embracing it. I guess you guys all started out as pros huh?
  10. 3rdperson

    3rdperson Well-Known Member

    Mar 14, 2014
    had a guy almost come down on top of me this weekend with a long board then give me the stink eye when I called him off.
  11. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Maybe the guy has physical disabilities you don't know about? Wouldn't be too cool clowning a disabled person now would it?
  12. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    I did. But I'm regressing like reverse aging. Now I'm in grom mode.
  13. windswellsucks

    windswellsucks Well-Known Member

    Oct 20, 2007
    welcome to the summertime in new joisey!! if you arent used to this, you havent been surfing very long. 3 months out of the year this place is a retard-infested hell hole, with douchebags arguing over ankle-high waves.
  14. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Did you save up your thoughts for a few months to come up with this gem?
  15. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    this thread is funny keep it alive lol.I imagine when someone rants about a particular surfer,and then somebody else comes on like fuk u,im guessing that somebody is who the original post is about.it would suck to be a surfer from cherry hill lol
  16. bennysgohome

    bennysgohome Well-Known Member

    Nov 13, 2009
    I have a feeling jerseyfloater and Kander are both kooks. Both summer only surfers (maybe some fall surfing). They would be fun to watch together.
  17. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    That was me not all that long ago - stinkbug stance and all.
  18. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Listen, troll, stuff a sock over that ugly mug you are inflicting on the rest of humanity. Gaff doth know of what he speak.
    Learn who's here & what this is, son, this is swellinfo not MSW or some wake boarding site.
    Stop posting your drivel, do some research (hint) ('search function') and come back & see us when you figure out how to shot a pier on 23' wave, after parking your BMW & leaving your hunnie with the hair that don't move in the ride with your iPhone14 & maybe, just maybe you'll get a shot at bangin' some Hindus.

    Until you have an effin clue as to any of this....sweet dreams, sphincter.
    Last edited: Jun 10, 2014
  19. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Dude ... Nice first post ... Steer clear of the guys on this forum!! They get upset really really easy... Just watch- you don't even have to respond and this thread will carry on for 10 pages... Then come back up next year haha

    Anyways- seriously who is this guy??? I don't remember him? I use to live in Bradley and surfed that break for years and years and years- I don't remember that guy...
    I moved now- just south of Belmar,NJ (belmar- you know- the best break on the easy coast)
  20. Recycled Surfer

    Recycled Surfer Well-Known Member

    Jan 1, 2010
    The most sad but accurate post of this thread ha ha ha ha