Kook in Bradley Beach

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by jerseyfloater, Jun 10, 2014.

  1. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    and 711 lets u bring ur 12ft foamies in the store so the hindus don't jack it
  2. live4truth

    live4truth Well-Known Member

    Feb 9, 2007

  3. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    wtf man you dont like my meme... okay i want to see you do better. oh i get it your from jersey ****,im sorry i offended you can i buy you a canolli?
    Last edited: Jun 11, 2014
  4. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Holy Sh!t this wins HOF for ever!!!!! I want a banner with that on it!
  5. Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

    May 9, 2014
    Kander = the newest troller
  6. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    If your feeling generous, I'll take a canolli too.
  7. live4truth

    live4truth Well-Known Member

    Feb 9, 2007
    That was a legit compliment...no offense taken...and yes I'll always accept a cannoli after I get a spray tan.
  8. brewengineer

    brewengineer Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2011
    Yes, count me in.

  9. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Blasters, that's awesome, HOF item right there for the HOF gift shop.....the only question remaining is which one is the shredmachine??
  10. eppeldaa

    eppeldaa Well-Known Member

    Nov 9, 2009
    I seen him!
    Is he a bit chubby too?
  11. bassplayer

    bassplayer Well-Known Member

    Oct 2, 2012
    Dangerous surfing is dangerous. No matter your skill level. If you are a threat to other people and not aware of it you're a kook. If you're a threat to other people and aware of it, you're either infected with a disease or some type of MMA fighter.
    Last edited: Jun 12, 2014
  12. jerseyfloater

    jerseyfloater Member

    Jun 10, 2014
    Yes, has a spare tire and is an overall oaf looking loser. He looks like DJ from Roseanne but all grown up. Ive surfed with him before and every time he has words with someone. Guess that's par for the course when you suck after 20+ yrs trying to learn how to stand up.
  13. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Dudeski- this dude had words with people?? Seriously I really don't remember him from Bradley... But then again it's rare that I would have surfed north end... I was always at 4th.

    And he is chunky??? Did you say longboard? I remember guy that fits the Discriptions but he is usually on a shortboard or at least a fish... He drives a pickup...

    Wait... Is he THAT guy that has the #saltlife sticker on his car???

    See bro- what did I say... Already up to 8 pages of nonsense...
  14. beerndwata

    beerndwata Well-Known Member

    Sep 18, 2013
    Ok so you know it's a good thread when after getting to the bottom of every page, there's been a whole nother whole page posted in the mean time.


    are you all total kook losers?
    or is everytime you talk about "SHOTTING THE PIER" you're using complete sarcasm as it's supposed to be SHOOTING THE PIER??????

    I shot the pier yesterday- correct
    I'll shoot the pier tomorrow - correct
    I'm shooting the pier every day- correct
    I'm SHOTTING my pants every time I see shotting on this gucking forum.

    I shoot piers on the regular. all four ways. so please ... elaborate on your grammatical kookiness. cause I'd bet good money that none of you shoot anything but **** on this forum.

    Thanks doooshcanoes.
  15. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    Search NJShredMachine and you will know why we all shot piers in the present tense! And you can take that little I'm Mr.Cool dude attitude and stick it us your A$$. Needless I say more? Do you even surf 23 feet waves and bang hindus?
  16. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    rcarter you do a fine job of defending our logic and jokes on here. i can't recall the specifics but I feel like you did this another time recently.
  17. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    You gotta keep these guys up to date man. Also the OP's attitude was pure crap so he's gotta get called out on it. Plus I got to beat Yankee to the punch, he's way up on me on HOTY 2014 with calling for more shark attacks on kids and all.
  18. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Hahahaha well done good sir!
  19. beerndwata

    beerndwata Well-Known Member

    Sep 18, 2013
    Nothing more pathetic than a bunch a kooks on the internet shooting **** about the same repetitive inside jokes that are dry and immature. the only reason it's entertaining to me is the satire in the fact that none of you really surf.

    oh and I'm a disabled veteran that still shreds harder than any of you losers.

    and we don't appreciate the sympathy. I hate America I hate the military I hate you.

    go surf already. ...................... gooons.

    hopefully this bans me.
  20. rcarter

    rcarter Well-Known Member

    Jul 26, 2009
    That won't ban you. You gotta stop being a pu$$y and go off the deep end fool! Oh and here is a little song for you.