Lamest Surf Product

Not gonna lie. That looks like a blast. Hahah.

 

surfing community's distaste for claiming it

 

That's badazz. It would be great for the days when it's shin high, perfect beachbreak. All you need is a cooler full of cold ones and a beach chair.

Woahh! Just checked their site...expensive. I could bring beer to everyone at the beach for those prices.

But this is classic.



From this forum:
http://www.rcuniverse.com/forum/m_5503299/mpage_44/key_/tm.htm

Apparently they're popular somewhere. There are 246 pages in the thread and 6144 posts!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......that pic is way toooooo funny..... Gettin dropped in on by a midget!!!!!

 

so you like to claim or you don't like it when someone claims???

 

i have to say Day Glow wax is pretty bad

 

Fitz... I think he thinks it's lame that people don't like it when people claim. I guess the translation is he likes to claim?

I think if you're a grom, it's ok to claim. If you're Slater, it's ok to claim. If you're Joe Sandbar, claiming is lame.

 

AGREED!

I saw an asymmetrical handplane..... How are you going to fad a fad?!?!?!

 

NJ shore this January!

 

Um....I'd love to try some of those webbed gloves.....anyone owning a pair and feeling lame about it, can feel free to mail them to me. I will assume your lameness, releasing you to be cool once again.

And I love my GOpro......it's the best training tool a girl could have (encouraged me to loss weight too).

 

I think my webbed gloves were made by a company called APE and my lats still hurt and I have perma-tennis elbow.

Coolest thing back then that stinks now: Living Color's front man dancing around in a neon body glove wetsuit in concert and featured in the 'cult of personality' video. Man... after a full show that thing must have been dead-whale-on-the-beach-in-the-sun-for-two-weeks-rank.

Jams were awesome when Miami Vice was. How about the castro-style hat with the two long flaps in the back?

Anything that says Stussy.

 

That's what all guys think! Send them to me and I'll be the judge of that........seriously send them and I will tell everyone "what BIG hands he has!" <-----said in a southern accent.

 

Remember when leashes were called shock cords and were made of bungee. I have more scars on my head because of that damn bungee. Not necessarily a lame invention, but wanted to jump in the conversation.

 

I remember! shortly after, I got a Cobra Coil leash from my bud for xmas. Talk about getting a face full of surfboard.
only 19.95
kinda like this,
http://www.razorreef.com/mbs-coil-leg-leash.html

 

most of us are joe sandbar! lol.

 

have you tried them? FCS started to make them again. shaper who made my mini simmons swears they will be perfect on the mini. i bought a pair used from a guy on swaylocks, but have not tried yet.

 

Da hui stickers on the east coast
Parabolic rails and air vents
Stand up paddle boards ( only lame if trying to surf in a lineup or crowd)
Ding stickers (duct tape and then fix it fool!)
"Shaping your surfing experience" surfboard kits