Lamest Surf Product

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by aka pumpmaster, Jan 24, 2013.

  1. Tkelley

    Tkelley Well-Known Member

    May 7, 2012
  2. glassyandsunny

    glassyandsunny Well-Known Member

    Sep 28, 2012
    surfing community's distaste for claiming it

  3. goosemagoo

    goosemagoo Well-Known Member

    May 20, 2011
    That's badazz. It would be great for the days when it's shin high, perfect beachbreak. All you need is a cooler full of cold ones and a beach chair.

    Woahh! Just checked their site...expensive. I could bring beer to everyone at the beach for those prices.

    But this is classic.


    From this forum:

    Apparently they're popular somewhere. There are 246 pages in the thread and 6144 posts!
  4. imperial

    imperial Well-Known Member

    Jun 2, 2008
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......that pic is way toooooo funny..... Gettin dropped in on by a midget!!!!!;)
  5. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    so you like to claim or you don't like it when someone claims???
  6. Eastend

    Eastend Well-Known Member

    Mar 27, 2012
    i have to say Day Glow wax is pretty bad
  7. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Fitz... I think he thinks it's lame that people don't like it when people claim. I guess the translation is he likes to claim?

    I think if you're a grom, it's ok to claim. If you're Slater, it's ok to claim. If you're Joe Sandbar, claiming is lame.
  8. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007

    I saw an asymmetrical handplane..... How are you going to fad a fad?!?!?!
  9. marksharky

    marksharky Well-Known Member

    Feb 14, 2012
    NJ shore this January!
  10. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
  11. yourdirtymomma

    yourdirtymomma Well-Known Member

    May 2, 2012
    Um....I'd love to try some of those webbed gloves.....anyone owning a pair and feeling lame about it, can feel free to mail them to me. I will assume your lameness, releasing you to be cool once again.

    And I love my's the best training tool a girl could have (encouraged me to loss weight too). :)
    Last edited: Jan 24, 2013
  12. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    you can have mine but i have REALLY big hands.
  13. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    I think my webbed gloves were made by a company called APE and my lats still hurt and I have perma-tennis elbow.

    Coolest thing back then that stinks now: Living Color's front man dancing around in a neon body glove wetsuit in concert and featured in the 'cult of personality' video. Man... after a full show that thing must have been dead-whale-on-the-beach-in-the-sun-for-two-weeks-rank.

    Jams were awesome when Miami Vice was. How about the castro-style hat with the two long flaps in the back?

    Anything that says Stussy.
  14. yourdirtymomma

    yourdirtymomma Well-Known Member

    May 2, 2012
    That's what all guys think! Send them to me and I'll be the judge of that........seriously send them and I will tell everyone "what BIG hands he has!" <-----said in a southern accent.
  15. Uncle Irish

    Uncle Irish Well-Known Member

    Aug 16, 2011
    Remember when leashes were called shock cords and were made of bungee. I have more scars on my head because of that damn bungee. Not necessarily a lame invention, but wanted to jump in the conversation.
  16. chicharronne

    chicharronne Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2006
    I remember! shortly after, I got a Cobra Coil leash from my bud for xmas. Talk about getting a face full of surfboard.
    only 19.95
    kinda like this,
  17. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    most of us are joe sandbar! lol.
  18. rvb

    rvb Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2011
    have you tried them? FCS started to make them again. shaper who made my mini simmons swears they will be perfect on the mini. i bought a pair used from a guy on swaylocks, but have not tried yet.
  19. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008

    i had a set when they first came out. no noticeable difference from the standard fin (on a shortboard)
  20. Plover

    Plover Active Member

    May 12, 2012
    Da hui stickers on the east coast
    Parabolic rails and air vents
    Stand up paddle boards ( only lame if trying to surf in a lineup or crowd)
    Ding stickers (duct tape and then fix it fool!)
    "Shaping your surfing experience" surfboard kits