Lamest Surf Product

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by aka pumpmaster, Jan 24, 2013.

  1. njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

    Nov 9, 2009
    speaking 'bout duct tape as acceptable temporary ding repair? could be the worst thing for a dinged board other than just surfing it w/ the ding open to the water. where did this piece of horrid misinformation come from??
  2. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010

  3. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    protek fins and 7S surfboards with the step up rail suck too
  4. Koki Barrels

    Koki Barrels Well-Known Member

    Aug 14, 2008
    Hey, wait a minute, isn't that NJShredMachine dropping in on that guy?!
  5. njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

    Nov 9, 2009
    at certain spots (none in the continental US), i'd seriously consider wearing a helmet. tom carroll wears/wore one at pipe & swears it saved his noggin more than once. i'm surprised we don't see more at chopes when it gets big.
  6. Gfootr

    Gfootr Well-Known Member

    Dec 26, 2009
    beach badges
    "In God's hand's"
    OP shorts (my God they're coming back!)

    Thought to be bad - but really are good:
    Vasa swim trainer - gets me thru winter
    Indo Board - almost broke my neck on that sucker
    Rental surf boards
  7. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    @njsurfer42: you're excused if you're surfing a wave that can kill you
  8. njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

    Nov 9, 2009
    fair enough
  9. DKennedy

    DKennedy Well-Known Member

    Apr 26, 2011
    surfing message boards
  10. StuckontheGulf

    StuckontheGulf Well-Known Member

    Apr 23, 2012
    Astrodeck. That's the name of the tape that shaggs surf shop sold me. Finally remembered the name, been bugging me all day. Cursed crap.
  11. marksharky

    marksharky Well-Known Member

    Feb 14, 2012
  12. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Pope bisect. There was an FCD 8'6" on Craigs a minute back. I remember about a year ago seeing a 9'6" G&S on craigs that was Larry Gordon's personal travel board.

    Yes. Gracias, senor.
  13. staystoked

    staystoked Well-Known Member

    Dec 27, 2009
    Did any one mention Laird Hamilton signature coffee beans yet in these 10 pages?
  14. JimB

    JimB Active Member

    Aug 4, 2010
    Not technically a "product" but....."North Shore" the movie! Just pound my junk with a no bounce hammer!! And I'm not quiet sure what to make of the dude towing in a Jaws on water skis. Dude's got a set of stones on him for taking on that wave .....but water skis? What's next ....."Dude you've gotta jet ski and I've got a baby pool......lets roll!"
  15. njsurfer42

    njsurfer42 Well-Known Member

    Nov 9, 2009
    it's funny you mention north shore, jim. i just finished watching it for the first time in who knows how long...don't worry, i'm washing the hollywood cheese off my soul w/ some *real* surf flicks while i wait for my fiancee to get home from dinner w/ her bridesmaids.
  16. Blackfish

    Blackfish Well-Known Member

    Jan 20, 2013
    I cannot imagine, I think if I were ever to be in the line up at Jaws, I say be in the line up because I would surely Sh!t myself before catching a wave....but it would leave a artisan streak in the water with notes of hazelnut and that famous Kona punch.

    Im gonna go with Black Surf wax (which I have used...ashamedly)
    Bali Single Fins in thigh high East coast slop.
  17. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Hahahaa! I just laughed so hard I snorted!
  18. imperial

    imperial Well-Known Member

    Jun 2, 2008
    One of the better posts I've seen in awhile....some funny sh#*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  19. rvb

    rvb Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2011
    maybe different on a twin setup they come alive? surfed with a legit dude late fall who said they were pretty fun opn the right board, which he also said was mini simmons. the new ones are $80 - what a rip off. i will be trying them out eventaully but also have my doubts..
  20. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012