Let my people go...

The first rule of self defense is: don't be there. So don't go to his beach. End of story. If you still want to go to his beach and preach, I am sure the higher powers will protect you. Or will they? It is Dog's will at that point.

 

don't mean to be nosy but

why would you ever go to boynton bch?

 

Not too far. I have a moyle (one who does circumcisions) that can meet up with you to give you the salvation you seek. Hopefully there will be good surf when you arrive. PM me. I will make sure we have some chickens to sacrifice. I don't practice Santeria, I ain't got no crystal ball....

 

Man I would never kill you, murder is a sin.

 

This is up there for POTY15 already. Not just because you used the word "moyle" or used legendary lyrics at the end.

 

were you less balonious - they might be less felonious.

 

[video=youtube;HZ0xNVOvCvs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZ0xNVOvCvs[/video]

 

Free Yankee! Free James Brown!

 

Rocket launches are a trick of the devil.

 

yeah.
that.
(I FEEL GOOD...)

 

Dear Micah,

It has come to my attention that Yankee has been banned. Today is Friday the 13th, which is Swellie Amnesty Day! Do the right thing.

Best regards and mahalo,

sisurfdogg

 

Friday the 13th, two months in a row. What's that mean?

 

It means, Stay away from Camp Crystal Lake...

 

Just shot water thru nose onto keyboard

 

Aaron is going to beat you up! jitterbug style.

 

Jitterbug it's no online. It's someone who messes with the old constructions workers all day and gets them to leave the job site by inciting violence. It's old victorian english, with Irish/German routes for the working class.

 

I'm not a jitterbug! I like their advice, Aaron is from Dubai.