Let's hype Dorian

Woah, was that last sentence in any way a racial slur?

If it was, you will immediately be mandated counseling. Counseling.......

 

Dorian will intensify as a frontal barrier pushes off the eastern seaboard. Dorian will roll right along said front and stall 585 nautical miles directly off of Cape Hatteras and produce long period ground swell to the entire east coast for the next 2 weeks.

 

I give you my word on this, and as anyone who knows me will attest, my word is my bond.

 

Just got shacked in a 23 footer, dudes...it's so HEAVY! out there, had to paddle in to bang my girlfriend and slam a four loco, paddling back out now brahs...yeah, that's right I roll Emass style and post between banging and barrels. Peace out, turds!

 

you been thinking about a 'dude' taking it in the butt? simmer down Richard Simmons...

 

churn baby churn

 

It's been waist to chest at the best spots, bout it, and it's fading fast, probably only knee to waist for the weekend, if that

 

dbl. over knee here in s. central Fl., im going nuckin futs.

 

Even up here in needy, starving New England waters?

Last night was full of stoke though! 3ft clean half-peelers/infrequent mush for 2 hours until sunset! Way unexpected and best at the home break in several weeks, maybe a couple months. Actually felt a drop at the home break again!

 

Only way to roll, er, paddle brah! She loves when I tow in on her!

 

I love how there's an inverse relationship between Spicoli scale of top wave height and below Mason-Dixon for smaller waves. You guys ain't seen nothin til you see our nothin. Last night was Christmas in August. Now it's back to third world country water & food level of waves. Anyone seen where I put that package of AA batteries? Might have to fire up RC Roy83 if the drive I take right now to the break shows me a sight of real deprivation.

 

Do the wahines call it "camel-toe" when it's better than thigh high but not quite to waist? Don't answer that.

 

looky looky who just reformed into a depression!

 

Saw that. Can I get an upgraddddeeee

Funny that the invest/tropical wave "elevates" into a depression and upon hearing that our depression elevates as well.

 

ha i hear that i idk if the water is warm enough yet for the storm to really turn into something.

 

don't count on anything till September.