This monday, I thought it would be nice to get somewhat of a shortboardable day on a popular beachbreak during this flat spell. I was called out due to lightning heading this way. After that I just was standing on the beach looking at the ocean before i was going to leave. This lifeguard starts heckling me, I say with some attitude i'm just looking at the ocean, than he starts saying the typical new yorker lifeguard comebacks. Than on the way out i was alittle frustrated and forgot to wrap my leash around my board, and the same lifeguard starts stepping on it. I really don't get why they think sitting on a high chair and having a whistle means they own the beach, I'm almost over these Nazi beachbreaks.
iz this story real? jeezuz...lifeguardz r such peckerheadz...don't worry, summer'z almost dun, and they retreat back 2 skewl or the tanning salonz or the gym...i'd come back l8r, when hee gets off duty, find out which car hee drivez, then slash hiz tirez 2morrow...
dont slash his tires or srew with his car.It was the lifegaurd , not the car. Go after the lifegaurd and show him whos the real boss
