Life Announcement, with a Twist of Life Advise

Well fellers, and ladies(although I haven't seen Betty or Scarecrow around here as of late), I have some news I'd like to share. I've said it before, and I'll say it againe, y'all mothertruckers are my crackers. I share more on here about myself than I do in other outlets and I consider you fockers my friends, brothers in brine...so I feel compelled to share. A few of you naggers already know this, but I'm proud to announce that there's a little Seldom/Sheldonne on the way. My lady and I are expecting for the 21st of May.

I know, I know, all the misanthropy I've spouted in the past. I can assure you I'll oblige my ecological responsibility and only have one...I actually just ordered my home vasectomy kit from Gaffco llc, it's on sale right meow.

You'll all be proud to know the baby has already been baptized whilst in the womb...saltwater baptism of course, but as soon as we found out we went to the go to got in the water and gave thanks.

I'd also like to shout out Uncle Stanky, whose gift was the first one we received. Came home one day to a package at the door, shortly after he asked for our registry, and had quite the laugh with my lady as I reminded her how great Swellinfo.com truly is. It plucked at the ole' heart strings for sure.

So, I'm adding one more person to the line-up, but you can count o the fact that I will teach propre etiquette, and sand reconne of course.

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Thanks WBF. Slide On.

 

Thanks fellers, for all the kind wourds. I can assure you the knot will be tied properly, cell phones will be charged, and I appreciate your confidence in me as a father to be.

DPSUP indeed, it is.

Little Ricky, we're having a girl, but she's already developing quite a strong kick and she will be proficient in muay thai and jiu-jitsu...she doesn't have to do it forever but she will know how to kick some arse.

 

We're registered at babies-r-us, #57486424. We will complete the list over the weekend and add a bunch of smaller items. You da man stanky.

 

I wish you guys the best of luck DP. And yessir, shotty on the ready but now I might actually get my concealed carry permit too.

LE it's been nuts, I've been sleeping so much.

 

Sh!t dude I'm ordering now...same shipping options available?

We couldn't hold out Gaff, we had to know, we'll just say that Betty and Scarecrow will have another female poster to join the ranks.

 

Man you fockin guys are the best. Thanks LBCrew, thanks sisurfdogg!