Life, man

" sh1t buffs out "

Also:

" life's better when you're a little bit high "

 

"Run fast, turn left." received as a runner,given as a track coach.

"Life always works out, just not always the way you expect." Mom. I miss you!

 

I thought the moral of metards story was don't fight in cleats on pavement, which is pretty solid advice. that, or don't play soccer.


I always liked Tony Sopranos life lesson - 'nip it in the bud.'

 

Don't be a Richrd in or out of the water! Stay outta my way. (sorta sounded like a **** didn't I)

Travel as much as possible while single! (One of my regrets)

Hump as many as you can while single! (use some common sense on this one)

Don't be afraid to fail/fall. It's gonna happen.

Have some Fun.

Chicks should not have adams apples. (don't ask)

Get an education of some sort. Keep an open mind.

One if not the most important things in life will be who/if you decide to get hitched. Make sure the right head does most of the thinking, but not all.

I swore I'd never have kids, started late, but they are the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Don't get fat to begin with.

There is no one path. You got to figure that one out on your own. Take your time. Look at other peoples choices and outcomes as a chance to learn with out the risk/pain associated with said choices.

Easy on the alcohol and other man made substances. Keep it natural as much as possible.

Money ain't every thing but being poor sucks nuts find a balance that suit(e)s you.

PS I did not follow all these rules at all times so in the end you'll probably survive despite yourself. Then again you might get hit by a bus tomorrow. (Hope not)

Peace

 

Play like the big man you know you are.

 

Abide

 

Hey Gaff!

 

Don't smoke crack and don't steal... And if you smoke crack and steal selling jesus won't redeem you.

 

zaGaffer!


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"lifes a big turd sandwich, just got to learn to eat more bread"

 

My grandpa, after WW2 he moved down from Boston and opened a liquor store and lounge in the Plant City Farmers Market. He told me when I was 13, "Drink ginger ale and act drunk".

 

Either get busy living or get busy dying.

 

re: eating ***** - start her off with a nice kiss. You don't have to go leaping straight for the clitoris like a bull at a gate.

 

Fear causes hesitation, and hesitation will cause your worst fears to come true. (I made that up btw)

Good decisions come from experience and experience comes from bad mistakes.

And my mother in law is constantly saying," this too shall pass".

 

"If you're not thinking with your d!ck, you're walking backwards."

 

I use this quote, too. More often when I do something well or have an exceptional day, than when I'm in a crisis. That thought will keep you humble.

 

Surfing is like a box of chocolates you never know until you go....or something like that:}

 

no pain no gain

 

A man who views the world at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.-Ali

 

My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah.-Tyson