lifeguard beatdown.

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Sandblasters, Aug 3, 2015.

  1. toofun

    toofun Well-Known Member

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    Jul 21, 2015
    Typical.... that guy got is ass handed to him. He should have dumped that fat ass ***** over the rail then hopped on a surf board and rode the wave her smelly fat ass would have caused from hitting the water!!
     
  2. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Dear toofun,

    You smelled her ass?
     

  3. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    Jeezareez, what a classy chick.

    Pulling into a parking lot some 250Lb chick started f*cking with me and a couple of buddies because we were laughing at something and I guess she thought we were making fun of her. Anyhow, as we each get out the car she comes over and starts poking me in the chest and calling me a p*ssy. Then goes over to another bud and talkin' smack and says you won't hit a girl then slaps him. Then went up to the third dude who knocks her the f*ck out with one punch. 3rd dude says he thought she was going to kick him in the nuts.She falls to the ground and a dude gets out of her car, runs over and says "can you help me get her back in the car" .no sh*t. I have to say it was funny as hell in retrospect.
     
    Last edited: Aug 4, 2015
  4. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    I'd never hit a woman, I sure would shake the s.hit out of one though! - Chris rock
     
  5. toofun

    toofun Well-Known Member

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    Jul 21, 2015
    Im on the North East and I could smell that skanky busted ravioli from here!! That beast probably has 10 lb piss flaps stuff in that outfit! If I was that guy I'd be thanking the lifeguard for knocking my ass out. Just saved him from taking that home!!
     
  6. Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

    Nov 14, 2011
    video from another angle

    [video]http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-lifeguard-attack-venice-2150803-story.html[/video]
     
  7. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Armenians attacking the guard....set the Turks on them!
     
  8. weathermaang

    weathermaang Well-Known Member

    120
    Aug 17, 2012
    this goes down as a classic "how to deal with ****" lesson:

    How to deal with a crazy *****: toss a bucket of water on her

    How to deal with the crazy dude who's bigger than you: beat the **** out of him until he can't get up

    Lifeguard was solid out there, but all things considered he should have stayed up in the tower.
     
  9. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    LOLZ...if only they got the Kardashians...


    Glad to see that pos get knocked da fu(k out. Glad the guard hit him a couple extra times too.
     
  10. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I don't believe in hitting women, but that would have been the icing on the cake if he would have leveled that sasquatch! His fist could have sexually harrassed her mouth!
     
  11. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    I was looking for Herb Dean to stop the fight HAHAHA Where's Herb Dean???!!! Stop the fight! Stop the Fight! Nah, let em go :)
     
  12. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Pure, unbridled, out of control, black-out rage right there. In a way it kinda made up for the 6 shots he took from both angles from the two dudes who attacked him.
     
  13. Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2010
    Fighting now a days is not worth it. Chances are the LG is going to lose his job and or get sued and maybe serve time. U can't protect yourself anymore without paying the consequences.
     
  14. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    I think in Florida, the LG is allowed to shoot the offender under the castle doctrine, or the stand your ground law, or both. His tower is his castle, he was assaulted and stood his ground, so if he shot those gentlemen, he could have got off scott free, unless they were unarmed blacks, then there would be riots in the street.
     
  15. DonQ

    DonQ Well-Known Member

    Oct 23, 2014
    No sleeping on the pier. Dude also should have dropped a summons.
     
  16. lordstoke

    lordstoke Member

    11
    Nov 30, 2013
    i like the guy who grabs a cone
     
  17. Shred Ripper

    Shred Ripper Member

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    Nov 12, 2012
  18. waterbaby

    waterbaby Well-Known Member

    Oct 1, 2012
    drunk armenian losers. Dumb@ss tried to sucker punch LG before he was even off the ladder (telegraphed so bad, he missed)...deserved ground & pound. After he was down, that little mexican came over and finished him off with some cone (seen in alternate video)...that might have really done it.

    I'd have no problem with that stupid b!tch getting clocked square in the face....why is it that if I get into a fight w/someone stronger than me and get worked, it's o.k., but a girl starts something w/ someone stronger and she's immune?...bullsh!t. B!tches think they can get away with anything need a wake-up call.

    Granted, LG coulda saved himself the 2-on-1 by staying in the tower, but I don't think he should be punished anymore than the cheap shots he already took.
     
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  19. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
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    That lifeguard will not be cast from Valhallalla.
     
  20. Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

    Feb 17, 2012