No I work on the beach so if anything I will aquadump myself smartypants. Worst part? It ain't bad man. Kinda weird though when your friends are scoring and you have to sit and watch until you can take a break.
I usually look for a spot where the waves never break,along with the discolored water. Just askin'. It's always good to find a rip to help paddle out on rough onshore sloppy days. Next thing you know, you're in the lineup, dry hair.
what town you work for bbp? do you call the cops if people dont get out when you whistle? do you let them surf longer? what if there are waves? do you yell at parents if they are doing a crappy job of minding their kids? have you ever date raped (I heard thats a life guard specialty) do you haze rookies? do you haze them in gay ways? do you go to the prom, I mean lifeguard ball? have you ever drank on duty? even a lil bit? at the end of the day?
nice. I worked at a place that had these old window weights. new guys were told to go find a long weight. long wait. they never got one and by the end of the summer the wait was over. the lifeguards at waimea straight up say on the bullhorn 'parents, do a better job of watching your kids, dont let them near the surf'
1) do you realize you're probably going to die of Melanoma? 2) I was Ocean Rescue in Miami Dade years ago. I spent most of my time chasing crackheads away from peoples' stiff and busting homos from trying to blow each other in the bathrooms. Almost without exception every Hispanic male I rescued denied they needed help once I got them safely to the beach. I guess thats not really a question there.
I used to guard at a neighbor hood community pool, not a bad gig. All the younger kids thought I was cool, so they would run to the store for me and bring me food. The private parties were cool, too. Half the time, no one would sim but I had to be there just incase. There were always ladies at the parties that would come talk to me and bring me food. HA HA Good gig
When I was in th air force (80's)you got more breaks if you smoked. My pediatrician smoked.I can't remeber if he actually lit up in the office but I remember he always smelled like an ashtray.
