Lineup pooping rules

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Clownface, Mar 29, 2017.

  1. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
  2. nalu222

    nalu222 Well-Known Member

    93
    Feb 11, 2010
    Dude animals poo all the time in nature. I don't see the difference. Poo where you want. The world would be a lot more interesting if people pooed at will. Pooing in the water is a right of passage in my opinion. Just don't poo on your peeps.
     

  3. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    I think the real question it- do you go on the inside or the outside...

    Or just go in the wetsuite. It washes out, right?
     
  4. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Maybe you should create a poll about pooping.... see what everybody really thinks
     
  5. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    These treads are why I like to surf alone...
     
  6. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Nothing cleans the brown eye better than salt water and wet sand.
     
  7. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    A poll might reveal some interesting trends... I know my dogs poo in the same corner of the yard every day. Maybe surfers have not evolved from that mentality yet.
     
  8. PA_KOOK

    PA_KOOK Well-Known Member

    434
    Apr 4, 2016
    I need seaweed for my bunghole
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  9. kookish

    kookish Member

    16
    Mar 23, 2017
    I would assume sh!tting in your wetsuit would cause some sort of discomfort. You gotta do what you gotta do though. Find a nice rock to squat upon
     
  10. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    LOL! Like a facial scrub.
     
  11. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    I had to once, and it chased after me like a mini brownshark, going in circles around me. Never again! Better to ruin a dune.
     
  12. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    I'm gonna drop in and crop dust the hell outta you now.
     
  13. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    I don't give a sh!t about this thread.

    Where's Clemmy? Don't think he's blown one in his suit, but IIRC he's got some experience with a boardshorts blowout.
     
  14. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    LMAO. Should have put a lil fin on it and sent it back out to clear out the lineup.
     
  15. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Hell yeah Mr Crew, people pay big dorrar for those types of products.
     
  16. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    I was a once notorious dune sh1tter. I was known as the sh1tter in the dunes. Kinda like Catcher in the Rye. With all the driving I do, I've had many a rectal explosion on the roadside of many a PA and NJ highway. I'm never anywhere without TP.
    But I've never, ever, ever sh1t in the lineup.
     
  17. frothy cheese

    frothy cheese Well-Known Member

    256
    May 6, 2016
    In the winter & spring before dawn patrols I'll seek shelter under the boardwalk. Either have napkins in the car or spread wide. Not sure if I even had to do it this year though. More dawn patrols and a worse diet last year I guess. Don't plan on trying it in the water but definitely not counting it out
     
  18. bennysgohome

    bennysgohome Well-Known Member

    Nov 13, 2009
    That's low, lol. You could of dropped a steamer on a car with PA plates at least. That's what we like to do. Nothing like a steamer in July on the hood of a car.