LOL, WTF, and WSL

Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by Guod, Mar 8, 2015.

  1. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
  2. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    Wow none of that wilol ever happen.
     

  3. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    I can see it now: The Typhoon Lagoon Invitational World Cup, "The Mickey" trophy, and a victory parade down Main Street with Justin Beiber M/C ing and Gabriel Medina as the 12 time champion.
     
  4. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Gee, Doug, it sounds like something you would write......hahahahha!!!
     
  5. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    that's good trolling right there
     
  6. Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

    850
    May 9, 2014
    The dude that wrote this doesn't realize that big waves are awesome... Trying to completely get rid of big/dangerous wave surfing competitions? What would eddie think about this I wonder? He would definately not go.
     
  7. Scarecrow

    Scarecrow Well-Known Member

    590
    Nov 30, 2007
    "What really matters is that the sport encourages young surfers to promote a healthy lifestyle based on prudent choices in all faucets of their lives."

    Faucets.
     
  8. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Well... you know what they say about opinions...
     
  9. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Ah, I meant to point out that awesome faucets/facets typo too, if it was even a typo. Maybe the dude really thinks it's faucets?
     
  10. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    They're like a$$holes, and everybody has one?
     
  11. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    I aim to please!!
     
  12. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    I say move all the contest inland!
     
  13. ihatelongboarders

    ihatelongboarders Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2007
  14. natkitchen

    natkitchen Well-Known Member

    776
    Mar 29, 2011
    This guy is a retard. Pro surfing would clearly take a dive if this happened. This joker wants us to model Ronald Reagan and Rush Limbaugh. Most of the guys on tour are complaining about Brazil having bad waves...and since when is southern California safe from localism?
     
  15. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    You're not a democrat, are you?

    That's just Medina crying extra loud, peruse. And it resonates.

    They meant in comparison to fvckin Boston.
     
  16. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    River dude doesn't seem to understand that the pros surf these waves willingly. They thrive on it, they want it, and enjoy it. The ASP doesn't have a gun to their backs.

    The pros are turned off by mediocre waves, as we are turned off by watching them surf mediocre waves. The result is an uninspiring experience for the surfers, and spectators alike. When the surf blows, I don't watch.

    It looks like we may get a delayed round 2 start this evening at snapper. I hope it gets good!
     
  17. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    I'd like to see a contest that requires everybody surf different boards, depending on conditions... a log, a single fin, a fish, a shortboard, an alaia... see who's the most progressive and stylish surfer on a range of equipment. That would be interesting. I'd watch that...
     
  18. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    Rasta would get on the tour and be ranked #1 in the world
     
  19. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    I'd watch that too.
     
  20. Socco

    Socco Well-Known Member

    115
    Jul 14, 2014
    I was trying to figure out if they ever allow surfing there anymore? The only info I could find was about that contest and some dude that used to teach surfing there in the 80's.......anybody know more?

    They were saying the wave pool could produce 3 to 5ft waves......all the pics that I saw were crumbling and knee high at best........using allentown measurements Belmar really would get 23 footers