An Islamic imam has suggested the Saudi Arabian team refused to take part in a minute's silence for the London terror victims because they believe 'it is not a sin for a Muslim to kill a non-believer'.
"But Paulie... You can't just test people can you? That ain't fair to go givin people some kinda haiku test or somethin to see if they's a Mensa candidate." I propose a few tests. First test: If you are convicted for ANY crime which infringes upon the life, liberty, or property, of another person, you lose the right to vote. Felonies 10 years minimum. Misdemeanors 5 years. GONE! If you decide that you have to beat the fvck outa people, or steal their sh!t, you are too stupid to vote. WAY too much of that sh!t goin on. Second test: If you are on ANY form of government assistance, and can't pass a few simple tests, you are too stupid to vote. If you're a bonafide seasoned citizen, on old age type of assistance, you passed the test. If you have a CERTIFIED medical disability, you passed the test. HOWSOMEVER, all persons currently in this category would be REcertified under rigorous standards, to weed out the fakers. Millions of fakers. Single moms with a brood of babies would be the one area I ain't quite sure about. I gotta think on that one. Other than that, if you go on welfare, etc, your ass goes to work doin SOME THING for the government. At least one day a week, not a lot to ask. The range is expansive. Could be fixin potholes, pickin up trash, mowin grass along the freeways, shovelin snow in the winter, painting, fixin up houses, yada yada yada. If you are an able bodied person, and you choose NOT to work for your assistance, you're too stupid to vote. You can keep takin other people's money, but you are too fvcking stupid to damn vote. If I can go out in the fvcking Texas summer heat, and paint stripes on new asphalt, or some dude in Jersey can go up on the roof of a fvcking frigid building in February and fix somebody's heater, or anybody anywhere can waste away in some god forsaken cubicle from hell, to earn their keep, you can DAMN SURE git up off your ass and go do some work one day a week. Life tests, not haiku tests. I hear it now... "How do you REALLY feel, Paulie?" NOYA Big font means it's true.
Happy Friday y'all. I know I mighta went a little far there sayin stupid people ain't posta vote. "Paulie finally done lost it. Fvckin blotter flashback from the 70s just wiped out the last few brain cells." Just tryna make a pernt. I used ta get pissed off at them politicians. Now I remember that for every one of em I see, there's an army behind em that put em up in there. "But, Paulie! They LIED and TRICKED us!" Sometimes, but not usually. They often tell us EXACTLY what they're gonna do. Obama said he wanted to fundamentally transform America. Rev Wright, his homie, "G D America!!!" He told us, and got elected anyhow. It's FLAT as sh!t today. 2" @ 2 msec
Brit reporter drop the C bomb, rhymes with blunt, live on air... https://www.thesun.co.uk/living/3761062/laura-kuenssberg-drops-cbomb-general-election-coverage/
Announcing a new branch of Special Forces. Da Special SPECIAL forces... This sh!t HAS ta stop... Allahu THIS, mvthafvcka! [video=youtube;jAdT6t6Mvu4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAdT6t6Mvu4[/video]