looking for a surfer friend

Yes bro. What a post. Court those wahines, bro. Court away!

 

The only problem that Gruvi finds is that, this lady that has the money is attractive, taller than me, and sexy long legs, and comes from a good breeding and wealthy stock etc., but I don't want to feel like I'm using her just because she's rich. So in the meantime I thought to put a cork in the dating scene and work with her exclusively to see if we can make some relationship happen between us. But imagine the Surf trips Gruvi can go on?! Besides all the properties she personally owns, her parents also own a home in the western islands of the Florida keys, but I have no clue, is there waves there? Seriously Brahs, it's a story of pauper meets princess, what would you all do?

 

I think I just need to hangout and surf with John. Can we do this John, hang out? I'm still new at this surfing thing but it would be nice to have somebody that wants to have a real friend to hang outwith & I could probably learn from you. and even though it may seem like a joke here on the forums, I will pay for your pizza

 

Whoa. I think if you continue to talk about yourself in the third person structure- the world better look out for your dominance.

 

Kinda freaked me out too.

 

NYNJ thinks it's cool

 

No waves in the Keys bro, aside from the uncommonly random juice the Gulf tends to get. If she looks good and has legs til tomorrow then there's no reason you can't isolate that and take it to the hoop (for you zach619). Especially if she has some semblance of emotional consistency. Heck bro, if she's down with your surfing and pizza fetishes she's a winner right there. As for the dolla dolla billz yo, I've dated a few Hiltonesque birds in the past and their cash value has been meaningless to me. Spicoli does not employ monetary measures of his currency of attraction. Wahine who's been good for the weekend series much of the last two months wants a regular game jersey and was just saying last night how her family's food company is worth a quarter bil. Yes, bil. Money can't buy love or stoke!! Don't matter what the girl has or doesn't have in her pockets once those pants come off.

FLY A BANNER FOR LOADING UP LOADED WAHINES

 

Aloha Paulie! Nice to meet you man! Thanks for affirming about waves in the gulf. How long have you been surfing? I've been doing it irregularly for almost three years now and I can almost pop up

 

Lol, you're writing like Gruvi, Spicoli! The lady already stated she doesn't gauge her man by his wallet size, but moreso by the size of his heart and I feel Gruvi has a big one. And a big stoke may be all I need to win her over, so I can't wait to paddle out and capture it once again!))) I threw John an invite to try to be friends so let's see how that goes. I prefer AI as my break but I can adjust to where his is, so long as I have a bro I can trust paddling out with me.

 

She's gauging the size of your anatomy bro, and not just cardiac. Sounds like a down azz chick. Your stoke will definitely win her over. Trow her in a wetty and charge with the wahine.

 

I love how some folks take Gruvi seriously HAHAHA

 

Bro there's not much here you can take seriously. Some kindling is better than others though.

 

Why you feeling I'm not a serious person Brah? I am and you just don't get me and that's okay. This place really raises Gruvis spirit and stoke before I've even had one sesh, it's like I surfed already when I come back to the love in the forum

 

I hear ya, but I think it's common knowledge that he's an alias account of one of our regulars (not to stir up the conspiracy theories again, but c'mon)

 

I'd have to have the Mexican cuisine if I visited your break Paulie! I need to get some pizza at brother's II though when I'm at the NJ breaks)))

 

I hate to disappoint you but I am as real as a heart attack and I have never been an alias the whole time I've been here except to say that I've been accused of not being whom I am

 

My CI crew know I'm real. Ask any of em.

 

Where's Mark?

 

anyway, where did John go?

 

John, if I may, please feel free to PM me anytime bro.