A local, i know, because they used a hawaiian word for local, in deal, lost a board, a stewart funshape, because the windy beach was getting sand in her child's face, and now her thread is closed. But she is a hardcore jersey shore surfer, and needs our help, since we are supposed to, like gruvi, believe that this, like everything else, is what the world has become. True, prank, troll, whatever, it is genius, and the ultimate perfection. She was empowered by not working and taking her family to the beach for a surf, and the wind ruined everything. But her husband found a boogieboard with a cool shark on it that night. we are duty bound, boys, because she is the very definition of a local surfer.drop everything and scan the horizon, search the beach, apb, bort reconne. It's go time!