Low on Life

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by surfsolo, Jan 29, 2015.

  1. surfsolo

    surfsolo Well-Known Member

    Apr 1, 2009
    Can you guys help a dude out???
  2. Hawky

    Hawky Well-Known Member

    May 9, 2014
    low on life

    seriously.. go surf..

  3. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Psychology and medical advice............SI has you covered!
  4. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Yeah, but he needs a ride.
  5. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    Talk to a human. Tell a joke. Laugh. Drink a beer.
  6. surfsolo

    surfsolo Well-Known Member

    Apr 1, 2009
    Yaa need that medical advice here: yeti pot? Herb? Low life street thugs give sound financial and medical advice is what this forum is great for
  7. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Your not alone. It could be worse.

    With a little effort it will be peaches and cream soon enough.

    Look for the signs.

    Love u fellow human.

    What's got you down. Go ahead and vent.
  8. KillaKiel

    KillaKiel Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Alas! There is a solution! Good thing I am back to tell you about these exciting new ways to make your life better!

    1. Fitness Singles
    2. Join the Surf Crew
    3. Mail Order Brides
    4. Booze, drugs and assorted pills (the high life)
    5. Living vicariously through another Swellie
    6. Starting a thread
    7. Jumping off of a tall structure, but low enough to survive.
    8. Ask yourself, "what would HighOnLife do?"
    9. Make a porno
    10. Fix surfboards
    11. Build surfboards
    12. Go to Belmar, NJ
    13. Move
    14. Move to Belmar, NJ
    15. Go balls deep somewhere questionable and tell me how you feel then
    16. Go to a 3rd world country and tell me how you feel
    17. Start the next Civil War (you know you've at least got the state of South Carolina)
    18. Argue with yankee
    19. Get me banned
    20. Make a new douchecanoe meme for us all
    21. Follow the 3 step program I once found useful of SwellInfo. The only issue is you end up with a gunshot wound to the face. This is probably not the time to suggest that. We can forget that I just said that if you follow any of the other options available to you above (namely #4).
    22. Walk my dog
    23. Do my laundry
    24. Clean my house
    25. Get in touch with me to complete the aforementioned activities. Seriously, they are SOOOO MUCH FUN! I am about to go all Tom Sawyer on your ass. You will feel great because those activities are fun. I will feel great because you did them. You should feel exceptionally great as a result of making KillaKiel feel good.
    26. Cmon, you know the deal…post naked pics of legal, morally flawed, yet clean, and attractive females from your family. It is not for what you think. We just want to judge your gene pool. You know, we like to look out for one another on here. That's why you signed up for this site, right???

    BTW, where the hell are you at man??? I surfed for 3.42 hours today. I had some really fun ones…and I live in VB…

    I rode my Roberts. She was doing alright. I would like for the wind to have switched earlier, but you can't have it all, right? A little textured, thigh to chest. I was totally surprised. It reminds me of Sunday without the offshore winds. The lefts were a lot better when they came through the way I wanted them to. Nice form on some of these lil waves. A lot of lil duck n tuck cover ups to go with the head dips.

    You know, head dips are just so much better in the summer. Like DAMN, water be cold. I'm all like, "Damn nature, you is crazy." Then I lock my eye onto one particular bubble in the water and start to drool…and then it pops. I think that is a side-effect from posting on here.

    Hey man, what happened to my 311 thread? If you were mean to it, bad juju is on the way. I know a guy with a voodoo doll…just saying...
  9. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Or... go completely straight and sober, don't try to hide from pain, don't pretend your fantasies are real, and put all your energies into helping others. You'll be surprised how alive it makes you feel.
  10. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    This thread needs some Sweet Sensemillaaaaaa!!! Then some Fortunate Youth: Till The End !!!!!! So ii So ii Soooo Hiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!
  11. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    Seriousely Every Day Is A Gift!!! Take It For That!!!! and if you have sensi enhance it hahahahhaaaaaa!!!!!!
  12. Scobeyville

    Scobeyville Well-Known Member

    May 11, 2009
    Bout to enhance my day with some candy Jack and Paris og.
  13. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    Dude we are going to hijack this thread . LOOK AT ME KNOW!!!!
  14. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    huallah hu-achhhhh-barrr

    it can always be worse.no need to worry bout the little things.if u have a roof over ur head,ur already ahead of the game so take it easy,listen to some good music inhale some reefers and u be aite
  15. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Buck up little camper
  16. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Hang in there, Op.

    And don't pay any attention to raddamoron.
  17. Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2010
    Get off the internet and get to know your demons better. Believe it or not, the demons are the voices pushing you towards greatness.
  18. raddadbrad

    raddadbrad Well-Known Member

    Jan 10, 2015
    You need it more than any of us. Do a little ( Skankin around dis room)


    Sep 17, 2013
    at least you dont bodyboard and you arent a junky...you got THAT going for you

    but seriously white dude in America? you have it easier than 95% of the human population, recognize!
  20. Mattyb

    Mattyb Well-Known Member

    Apr 2, 2013
    Totally agree brother