Ya know, I didn't actually. Thank you for admitting you didn't read though, it takes some real maturity which is board doesn't have to admit that.
Then why reach out to be coddled by a bunch of chest beaters? If Bob keeps the dungeon clean AND let's you play video games, what's the problem? No Lube?
Ah dude why you talkz about my nigga Billy like that....I was boutz to drop your name but I'll leave that up to Riley...
Persecuting the guides from which you seek guidance is a step in the right direction, no doubt. Remain mysterious about it though, it's cute, and this can become the official guessing game thread. If your looking for attention, join OKCupid, or run naked in the streets (which is imminent anyway, if you escape the rape dungeon).
Surf Solo, where you at? Hey me and Harris are going to Camden tonight. Ahh, it's something we do 1-2 times a month. You are welcome to come. Camden has the cure for anything that ails you. Let me know if you can be in the Southern NJ area by 4:00. It takes a brave man or woman (totally not sexist there) to proclaim depression and ax for help on Swellinfo.com
Hey, I'm not a junky. Actually, Mother Theresa said that Americans have it the worse of anyone in the world. We are isolated angry people. Yeah, she thinks India is better. Yeah, but he don't live in Da Islands, brah. The mainland is rough, hence why you don't live on it. Also, it's kind of funny that someone who body surfs exclusively busts on other wave riding vehicles.
Heck my wife got boobs. i see them all the time. You in need of some titties! Or just go surfing! Ocean heals
Seriously, check out OKCupid. Make yourself a nice profile. The profile takes some time but it's worth it. Answer as many questions as you can. There are all kinds on there. I was anti until the moment I did it. Now I think it's the most productive way to go about meeting women/a woman. Bars? Don't waist your time. Within days, I couldn't keep up with all the ladies/matches. It was fun and funny. You come across some weird ones for sure, which is good for a laugh. If you'r feeling low, it will raise you up within 24 hours.
Man, no waves or boobs in store for the weekend. I just might do this Doug. It will also help with my SI addiction. Man I handed my boss a golf club yesterday and what does she do? Leans forward, squeezes them together, and wiggles her but. I asked for it, but I can't play these platonic bs games w women anymore. I hope early next week holds I'm due for a sick day.
Dude head down me, you and Billy can go to a fine gentle men's club I know of in Kensington...you know Kensington is like the cultural melting pot of Philadelphia...it has so much diversity it can only enrich ones appreciation of life...Ah man I know William would love it! Dude you love it too...maybe a lap dance from a voluptuous curves in all the right places black women...I mean you haven't really lived till you've blown a line from the depths of a strippers booty and make sure you goes in for the nummy if you know what I be sayin'
Seldom, you have nothing to lose. I went from thinking "so awkward" to "holy sh!t, this is the way to go!", instantly. It was so much easier, and 10 times more productive then anything I've ever done to meet women. Remember it's a numbers game and some ladies won't respond, but some definitely will. Some is better then the dead ends you get dealing with your hot bosses torments. F that noise.
IDK, it's the only one I tried. It was very productive for me. You can cater your profile to slootz or nice ladies depending on how you answer the questions. I prefer ladies, because slootz usually bother me.
O.K. You need to do this: Take your boss to a bar after work next Thursday and get both of you blind stinking drunk( always get drunk with staff on thursdays trust me.) You must be at the bar and not at a table. After another round of shots get close but not to close, and see if she inches towards you too. If she does move closer, take out your weenie and place in her hand, wink and nod your hand as if to say "Yeah that's right." It'll work.
