Lunada Bay

your girl told you? I told her to keep quiet about my 3 fingered speed wagons!!

i cant even help but laugh as dp posts, its just too easy/funny. here is where we go off the rails......

I had a hard time fitting 2 fingers since her vag is so tight..... guess its used to tiny c0ck...still doesn't explain the teeth.....

 

well DSUP had to bring wives into it since he had his feelings butt hurt and isnt good with his words, he needed to bring it up a notch by bringing in spouses? I though family was rcarters specialty? enjoy SS...more to come?

 

You both win a shirt, pick what color/style you want!!

 

can I get the ransom note font in green?

also, these should be personalized 'I got butthurt on swellinfo by_______'

standards should say Riley, yankee, Roy, or JohnnyUtah etc

or the classic
"I got butthurt on swellinfo and alls I got was this lousy t shirt'

that would sell

 

We can work on those colors! Figured we would keep them general being that some people get "gang banged" butt hurt. Bwahahahah

Then, when you hit platinum status, you get this!

 

u2b do you know this poor lass?

 

ok ok IM done I swear

 

Nope, Bruce... I mean Caitlyn Jenner. He / she is telling the whole world all about it! Dudes, pick up the latest edition of Vanity Fair, it's MIS's "wife" on full display in all his / her glory!

 

1/10 for originality
3/10 for effort
keep swinging slugger, you will connect one day

 

^^^ Worst comeback yet. Game over.

 

Just doing my part fellas. Glad to make ya'll laugh.

Zero / SS, Gimme two!

 

You need a shotgun...it's got a good spread.

 

i didnt think about that, thanks man from one dude from the south to a dude that a little more south than me...damn it florida.

 

bro, you just stole ss post, who's lame? I dont bring family in, but since you decided to get all butthurt and bring wives into this.......

did your wife clear up that health issue, you know the infection she caught when auditioning for dirty latin maids . com?

No wonder she LOVES when you are out of the house all day surfing......runnin train son!!


also, you keep saying, I back down and I'm a *****.....bro, I get my waves, I do respect others in the lineup and I understand some waves are NOT for everyone. if you dont understand that..... you arent much of a surfer....more like a typical florida clown...and inlander at that.

I truly could keep this up all day

 

I think Yankee has possessed MIS-13. Brutal.

As far as Lunada.....

I've been boogie boarding Jersey for almost 30 years. Ah, surfed back in the 80's too so I'm kind of for real.

I would never paddle out at the peak(if it's working) at Manasquan.(Inlet that is; main beach is up for grabs)

I would never go to Holyjoke and paddle next to the jetty and expect the kine north sets.

I would paddle out at North St or Waverly and demand waves, though. LOL Ha LMFAO ROFL BRB YOLO

I feel I have promoted rob Kelly enough to be cool in Ocean City.

You just don't do it. You don't deserve every wave. You need to earn some of that sh!t.

 

This was my point and I got sidetracked being a major @$$hole
thank you for distilling this down to a simple phrase