Lunada Bay

This is why I would never just paddle straight out into the pack. I'll paddle out, keep to the outskirts and earn my way in.

 

Ah man Squan is a joke these days...when it really goes off theres maybe 10 dudes tops on the main peak off the jetty who make waves..hey the squan dudes used to be super "core"

Oh Holyoke still keeps it real in the fall/winter/spring but I took a peak there Saturday and it was a real joke dawg

 

I dunno. What if.

What if those dudes with the camera showed up 5 deep with bic longboards. Then ruined everyones session by destroying the lineup. Then when back On the beach started randomly saying hi to dudes they dropped in on. I def have had dudes almost kill me then paddle back out and say hello. I usually , at that point ,let them know its not real cool to be so oblivious that they dont even realize what happened... And more oblivious to come back out at me like we are cool. I have kids and dont really like to be hit by idiots in the water... Board or body.

I can understand the back and forth

Hey man howz it going...

Good now that you guys are leaving.

Ive felt like that a bunch.

Im no fan of rich guys throwing rocks at people for zero reason, but telling 5 bic riders at a localised spot to beat it may just be helping them out to avoid future rocks being thrown, tires slashed and feelings hurt. Ive only been yelled at 3 places... Squan inlet, zippers, and south mission jetty. Inlet guys yelling are harmless but scare those who dont know better... I dont think ive ever seen a fight there. A real fight. Chrisner to me to beat it one day when i was 13 but was telling everyone to beat it that day. Zippes a large mexican man pulled my leash hard and yelled in spanish.... Safe bet i said nothing and stayed the f away from him for the next 3 days. South mission is just the craziest bunch of knife carrying psychos... I saw a fight almost everytime i paddled out. Like to the beach broken nose fights... Like never park your car there again fights...

 

You're a day late and a dollar short, dude. I could keep this up all day myself, but I have work to do. I made my point. You're grasping at straws now and just trying to keep up. You had your chance yesterday, let it go.

 

yea I guess you are busy trying to figure out how you got the clap.

if your point was you have limited surf experience and dont know lineup protocol and etiquette, then yes, you have made your point. typical Florida clown

 

chrisner is like the mayor at the inlet isn't he ?

 

After this epic poo slinging contest, I picture MIS and DP-Sup doin this. Bwahahaha Love you guys, i've jsut been waiting to use that pic for something

 

hes the bottom

 

HA HA HA HA, I knew one of ya was goign to say that

 

You guys are getting localism confused with the crochety old-timers or hotheads who hang out at crowded spots.

Dude, when/where localism is real, this doesn't help. You might be able to sneak into Lunada bay like that, I dunno, I never tried.

Localism isn't a couple of a--holes yelling in the parking lot or pushing each other to prove who's more macho. They don't fight fair, and sometimes they don't fight at all--they just mess up your stuff. They want you to go away and not come back, and they make it happen by making the hassle not worth your while.

Everyone should experience real localism, at least once. The vid is just the initial warnings, and doesn't really tell the whole story. I've scrapped with locals, and you can sometimes get away with standing your ground when there's only 1 or 2 around. But when the whole village shows up, you better have a plan to stay under the radar, or you're gonna get your a-- handed to you. We're not talking being a touron at The Lane or Salt Creek, and getting barked at because you farmed a wave.

You drive down some dirt farm road that you googled or heard about once. The road ends and there's a couple of pickups parked in some trees at the top of a coastal cliff. Looking down, you spot the rumored reefbreak, and it's firing with just 4-5 guys out. You thread your way down to the cobbles, and start suiting up.

Some dude rides one in, walks up and asks you if you're from around here. He doesn't wait for you to explain that you're from Florida, he just warns you that you can't surf here and should go home before he heads back to where you're parked.

So you ignore the warning and paddle out, anyway. When you make it to the lineup, the 4 guys there are openly hostile. They give you a final warning that you don't belong here then they pace you, burning you on every wave, pulling your leash, pushing, throwing elbows and punches if you try to get belligerent. Eventually you either give up or they break your skegs or maybe your nose.

You get back to find your windows waxed--or maybe broken--and another 5 guys in the parking lot laughing at you, your busted board, your busted truck, and your busted face. 5 one 1 is no kine odds for a backroad scrap, so you accept defeat, buy some new skegs, reglass the stars, fix your nose, and figure out a way to sneak in, earn your stripes, or otherwise surf that spot the next time it fires. Or you don't.

 

Ill be damned if your gonna paddle round me in jersey so you can claim your space closer to any jetty... I dont say **** i just paddle right back around em and dont say ****.... Why would i... They paddled around me. These dudes are mostly entitled aholes but whatever

If a dude paddles around you and you let him ... Well your prob not gonna catch a lotta waves that day.

 

I've surfed quite a few places and I've never had any problems. I don't think I'll be visiting any long dirt roads anytime soon, either., maybe in the future, though. I'll bring churros, everyone loves churros!!!

 

Chrisner is like a mayorbut the young crew has no clue. He used to be the general there... Now bob is prob the loudest and most vocal.... Seen him yelling on 1 foot days... Kinda funny cuz his wife and kids are sitting on the beach.... Scotty still gets most respect cuzhe is always there and rips... He is there like wow does this guy even work

Charlie was the real viber tho...he had a crazy little guy thing going but again ge rips so people get outta the way. Most the shortboarders who surf well surf other spots(better) but there will always be a crew that only surf inlet... Not quite sure why but thats it. There are about 20/30 dudes there that only surf inlet but surf it everyday

 

I always run into this same dude with a bald head and broken nose at the Jetty. Realllllll Friendly! But yeah, never park in the lot...

 

scobes, bogey, thats what I am talking about. some people are irrational and you just need to steer clear. When I surfed Coxos, I sat off the shoulder, even the portu-bros where eggy with each other. they'd totally be over me. I still got some mental ones. sitting at the edge and getting scraps and or close-outs worked........... and IT IS THE WAY to get in good with a peak.

In Cadiz, surfing main peak I was told 'its never your turn' .....what you going to do? change the whole crews mind? good luck.

Puerto Rico I had no issues, but then again it was macking and sorted the crowd.

I could go on......

I like to see DSUP meet his match and press his issue in the wrong scenario. he obviously isn't very well traveled or experienced if he hast encountered this at least once. or maybe he is that psycho jerkoff with no couth and the clap

 

Anytime.

You tube bill burr "you people are all the same"

 

who da fa is bob

 

Bill Burr is probably the best comedian out right now!

"Marriage.... Is this the line to lose half my sh iut?!?!"

 

Agree 100%..
Remember if you're ashy...you might want increase the circumference
Of your lotion distribution

 

Agree 100%..I was scrubbed in on this wrist fracture...the surgeon...
Played the whole show during the case..we were laughing so hard..
The charge nurse down the hall heard us...and came in just after it ended
Without missing a beat..I looked up and said...that was a good joke ...Dr. ____....
And away she went...
Just
Remember if you're ashy...you might want increase the curcumference
Of your lotion distribution..sir