Man it's flat,

yo mama so flat, last time she seen a titty was in a KFC bucket....

 

Yo mamma so fat when she sits around the house, she literally sits AROUND the house!

 

yo mama so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

 

Yo mamma's teeth so yellow the bish spits buttah

 

Yo mama is so fat that her blood type is Ragu

 

Yo mommas so fat ....her belt size is equator

 

Yo mamma so dumb she saw a sign that said "Disneyland: Left." So the bish went home.

 

Yo mama is so fat that her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard

 

Yo mamma so stupid she axed for a price check at the 99-cent store

 

Yo mama is so fat that she has to put her belt on with a boomerang

 

Yo mamma's azz so big it looks like two pics fightin ova Milk Duds

 

yo mammy is so fat that she has mo chins than a chineese phone book.

 

Yo momma's so fat when she sings it's over

 

A very flat-chested woman finally decided she needed a bra and set out to the mall in search of one in her size. She entered an upscale department store and approached the saleslady in lingerie, "Do you have a size 28AAAA bra?" The clerk replied negetively "No", so she left the store and proceeded to another department store where she is rebuffed in much the same manner. Leaving the mall, she drove to Wal-Mart. Marching up to the sales clerk, she unbuttoned and threw open her blouse, yelling, "Do you have anything for this?" The lady looked closely at her and replied, "Have you tried Clearasil?"

Yea, now that's how flat it is!

 

"My mama is so poor she opened a gmail account just so she can eat the spam" - cartman

 

so many from South Park... "My mom is so poor she walks the road with one shoe and if you ask her if she lost a shoe, she says no, I found one"