http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-400-pound-woman-survives-sexual-assault-by-herd-of-manatees/ Discuss.
WDN is a satire news site. Onion, but more credible… Clearly she was at fault. She was probably provoking them with her sexiness. She had it coming!
Well, I stopped at Pepper Park after the morning surfing and talked to the guards there and gave them a copy of the story. They had gotten wind of it, and were planning on checking out the story by calling some buddy at the Coast Guard. What made them doubt the story was, "A journalist would never use the word gangbang" I pointed out that they don't have any 17 year old guards. But they said sometimes some of the pool guards from town might fill in at the beach. I pointed out that there is no professor Jane Heller at USF though. It was pretty funny though, shooting the breeze with them about the story.
I had a manatee for company while surfing yesterday. It didn't seem to want to have sex with me though.
