mandatory evac for sc

Only pussies leave. Hurricane parties are zeeee best!
Stock up on the important stuff:
Beer
Water
100 singles
Potato chips
Condoms

 

#hurricanesexpartners

 

Latest model run has it hitting Florida up to Jacksonville exiting to sea and looping back at Florida sparing s.c. Last run has forecasters scrambling and scratching their heads

 

should be interesting! I wish all you guys the best, be safe and surf when you can. Oh, and help those in need!

 

You too dude.

 

Was the 12z euro run only one model but is picking up something pushing it out to see before s.c
I'm thinking this may play out some another model verified it so that's two watch for maybe landfall in fla canaveral area maybe we will have a better handle Tomm if all models start agreeing but could be good news for s.c bad news for fla though

 

Godly showing a fla hit would weaken it eye onshore I pray for those down there if this model comes true

 

That's evil lookin' ^^#mathew666

Betty, wherefore art thou....?? What's going to happen next, pray tell?!?

 

Hunker down, get some IPA's, tequila, whiskey, some grillin meats and maybe a case of water. You'll be good.

 

Honest question: ever seen a street hooker working in a hurricane? FL homies best check backpage and get back to me if it's busy when the storm hits.

 

lolz.....classic...only you, Unky2B, would think of this need in time of dire peril to life, limb & property

 

Rain or shine.

 

Right?? Meth waits for no man. Or woman. Or man transitioning to or living as a woman.

I remember seeing crackhead hookers in snowstorms in new haven in the 90s. Back before smart phones and backpage and all that. Like the post office, neither rain to sleet nor snow...

Now I've spent some time in the south. I've seen those abrupt monsoons you guys get with chaotic lightning. Where does a street hooker go during that madness.

Also in Savannah I noticed $25 obese hoes on BP. Just FYI. We have a game where we try and discover the creepiest most disgusting BP hooker ads across the country. It's like an online scavenger hunt.

 

Under an overpass or in someone's car.

 

Yeah....somebody ELSES car!!