Mary Lee???

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Mr.Belmar, Jun 14, 2015.

  1. UserID

    UserID Well-Known Member

    Aug 2, 2013
    I was walking out of the parking lot at AI the other day and some guy (assuming tourist) asked if I wasn't afraid of sharks. I told him that we basically never have shark attacks in DE/MD statistically, its been incredibly rare, even though we know from the tags that they are definitely in the ocean and bays.

    Seriously, I've thought way more times about the possibility of drowning due to some accident than shark attacks. Maybe in Florida it would be more on my mind, but here it seems to be mostly non existent. I guess even the sharks know our breaks suck.
  2. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Ah man sharks sharks sharks

    Peoples really are conflicted aboot sharks on the social medias

    North Jersey sometime this week

    Your all gonna furkin' die

  3. littlerhody

    littlerhody Well-Known Member

    Jan 16, 2009
    sad story those kids have a long rode to recovery. but unfortunately when you combine higher populations in the ocean every summer it is bound to keep happening
  4. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    If having childs is so maddening, why did you have them? So you have had sex with the vagina? Is that how you got kids.

    Man, you can't leave a wild puppy home alone either. Yeah the first 6-8 months no leave alone. Kids you can't leave alone until they are 7

    But let us remember dog years vs human years. 1 human year is equivalent to 7 dogs years.

    See first year of puppy is the same as the first seven years of kid. Totally the same.

    Kids are easy, man. Pop them some Ritalin and set them in front of a computer or TV.

    Dogs don't play video games. Some kind of watch TV but they can't be trusted to just sit there and view like human kid.

    Diaper changing? Dude, my last geriatric dog made me pull feces out of his stuck.

    Crying? Crying is nice compared to WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF RUFF RUFF RUFF RUFF.

    Dogs aren't kids and no one should act like they are. Dogs are much better as they have class and know the value of pizza..

    Yep kids much easier to handle than dogs. Dogs are wolves with a touch of sophistication. Kids are just small adults.
  5. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    o barry
  6. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    You one of Wayne's kids, brah?
  7. bennysgohome

    bennysgohome Well-Known Member

    Nov 13, 2009
    That made me crack up, seriously. You must do the peanut butter on your johnson trick and let the dog lick it off. YOu love dog vag.
  8. bennysgohome

    bennysgohome Well-Known Member

    Nov 13, 2009
    6-8 months is still 6-8 months. Also, if anything happens to your dog you can go get another one that looks identical.

    I also like the ridelin comment. Those are just lazy parents and I would take the woof woof over crying any day especially the lack of sleep for a year. Surfing is fun with tape holding your eyes open.
  9. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Wow this is an old threade! I usually don't start threades... I guess this is one of the few that kept going! Amazing...

    Anyways- it's kinda an uneasy feeling to know Mary Lees batteries are dead... after tracking and see her swim up and down the coast... in and out of inlets and stuff... now we have no clue if she is right below us!!

    Thankfully Belmar has shark nets, to keep the sharks out.... its always safe in Belmar!
  10. soulrider

    soulrider Well-Known Member

    Jul 19, 2010
    We should just capture her again and train her to only attack sea janitors.
  11. smitty517

    smitty517 Well-Known Member

    Oct 30, 2008