Maybe it was just the weed?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by The Lonesome Tractor, Nov 25, 2015.

  1. The Lonesome Tractor

    The Lonesome Tractor Well-Known Member

    557
    Feb 13, 2012
    Back in my youth, surf adventures were constantly on my mind. I may not have gone to any exotic lands, but in reality, this country of ours can be as exotic as you make it.

    Living in Northern Virginia made any surf trip an adventure. Most kids in my high school would just stare, as snow was falling, I transferred my surfboard from my truck to my buddies truck. We would be leaving after school for a weekend in Hatteras.

    My buddies parents had a house off of Woodall right outside of Hatteras Village. We would burn a few on the way dow, run a few red lights, and narrowly avoid trucks pulling boats entirely too large for the two lane highway 12. Nothing could make someone feel more free.. well, except maybe some more licit drugs..

    Being 17, baked out of our minds, and in a somewhat foreign land, it was easy to entertain ourselves. We would skate over to the Village shopes and move some of the tables and chairs creating what resembled a corn maze for longboarding through. This maze had gnarly pits, hacks and cut-backs.

    While enjoying the playground we had created in our stoned stooper, we were unexpectedly startled by two dark figures approaching. The two friends I was with took to hiding immediately. I, on the other hand, in attempting a graceful get away, slid my board directly into the approaching shadows. I'm sitting there like, aw sh1t. That aw, sh1t turned directly into an aw fvck, when the approaching shadow clicked on a powerful flashlight and said "Hey! Come over here". I think to myself immediately, these shadows are The Cops, I'm stoned and holding, and I'm going to jail.

    For some reason I couldn't bring myself to turn tail and leave my longboard behind as my friends had done to me only a moment ago. So calmly, trying to catch my breath, I approached the shadows to retrieve my board. They questioned me for a minute as to what I was doing out here, and I said just skating around. I felt like they knew everything... age, favorite color, how baked, and how much was in my pocket. They then told me a little bit about themselves. "We are off a shipping vessel out of Portsmouth, you know where we can find any weed?" Still in the mindset that these fvckers are cops, I answer everything in a no sir, yes sir, type fashion. I saw a window of opportunity, which i took, and left the two of them and began looking for my friends.

    Down the way a little bit it see my two buddies pop up out of a bush and start to come towards me. They saw/heard the entire thing and didn't know what to think either.

    We brushed it off and began to skate home when i glance over at a bush that was filled with eyes. Glowing, green eyes. Must have been 6 or 7 sets... I double take, only see a pack of racoons crossing the street in a single file line.

    I felt like I was losing my marbles man, I want to find that feeling again.

    Maybe it was just the weed?

    Feel free to add accounts of your high times. Just make sure your story ends with the tread title.
     
  2. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    TLT, if you want to 'find that feeling' againe, I may suggest three simple letters to you. Esp if you want to be looked at by several sets of beady green eyes...

    Anywho..I got a little too close to my stove last night whilst attempting to put on another log...heard a little sizzle, realize I burned my head...

    ...Maybe it was the weed?
     

  3. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Okay, I will bite. When I was young and stupid, I actually was a State trooper for a short bit. I would see cars swerving, so I stop the car....no booze....non at all......but the smell, the odor took me back to my college days.
    The driver and occupants would get fined, some put in jail for a short bit, (one got 10 years for a felony possession of heroin; a "hells angel" type dude on a Harley. But paroled after 6 months).
    Why did they get caught??
    Maybe it was the weed??
     
  4. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    [​IMG]
     
  5. bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2014
    once a cop always a cop

    o barry
     
  6. The Lonesome Tractor

    The Lonesome Tractor Well-Known Member

    557
    Feb 13, 2012
    yeSS!
     
  7. Big Wet Monster

    Big Wet Monster Well-Known Member

    938
    Feb 4, 2010
    FESS UP! Who else is a narc on here?

    I have had bad run ins with the po and have been treated poorly many times. Now, I am a grown ass man and still freaked out by the red and blues. Hate their f---ing haircuts too.
     
  8. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    K

    Young and dumb walking down King St. with 4 dudes burning a lefty when we turn the corner there is a cop on foot patrol. He grabs the dude tokin' and the rest of us run. We are running down alleys and hoping fences hearing sirens everywhere when a buddy who happens to be cruising around slides up in his car and yells get in. It seems like every cop in Chas. that night was looking for us.....maybe it was just the weed?





    We had a sober GF drive us to the police station to bail him out a couple hours later.
     
    Last edited: Nov 25, 2015
  9. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    [video=youtube;iBLS1zyEbRE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBLS1zyEbRE[/video]


    maybe its the weed?
     
  10. ScobeyviIIe

    ScobeyviIIe Well-Known Member

    Nov 3, 2015
    That's not weed...That is meth!
     
  11. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    Most of the guys I grew up with that became cops were roughed up by a cop in their youth. I think they thought "cool, I can be a full time redneck, drive fast and get paid if I become a cop".
     
  12. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Great tale TLT!

    I can't remember any good stories off the top of my head right now.

    Maybe it twas just da weed?
     
  13. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Maybe the weed got stuck

    [video]https://youtu.be/c3B81XP3b4c[/video]
     
    Last edited: Nov 25, 2015
  14. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest


    Joe Cocker Syndrome....
     
  15. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Naw, not me. I was a dope smoking hippie in college, then got a job for 3 years, then tried the cop thing--but it wasn't me. So I gave it up after a year.
     
  16. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014

    Knew a few who really wanted to help people as well. I don't look at all cops as bad. Just the same as people in general I guess, some good some not. Unfortunately a bad cop can f*rk your world up so it's best to avoid any confrontation with the po po.
     
  17. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    lol. showing your age.
    Ya'll know ain't none of that crazy caused by weed.
     
  18. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    When I was sworn in, the Colonel said to me, "Barry, with that badge you can destroy someones life. We know you will use it judiciously--it is why we hired you."
    I thought I could "do people good", but I found I wasn't dealing with people that deserved it. I will say this, I never once took a kid in for smoking weed--I took them to their parents, and explained to them their choice--"give this kid some needed advice and love, but if you lay a violent hand on him, he has my telephone #". Never got called, but I have seen some of the kids since, grown up, with families of their own, and responsible citizens.

    Maybe it was "just weed"....no need to destroy a kids life.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Nov 25, 2015
  19. LazyE

    LazyE Well-Known Member

    Aug 6, 2014
    I think that happens to a lot of guys who join the force because they have to deal with the lowest common denominator on a daily basis. Seems back in the day officers were allowed to use a little common sense.
     
  20. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    I was 20, living in Chicago, chasing dreams in the "industry". Skateboard was my main mode of transportation at the time; left my car back on the coast. I just finished a long day pushing overpriced snowboard gear, and I head out to the side alley to roll a spliff. I had already burned a couple times that day, as "Safety Meetings" were almost hourly, so I was maintaining a solid buzz.

    It was dark out and cold as hell, mid-October I think. It would get down into the 20's at night, but we didn't get our first snow until Halloween that year so the streets were still skate-able. Spliff in hand I cruise down to the redline stop at Chicago Street.

    There was a resident homeless chick on the redline. She would walk the length of the train pan handling. I would watch people shell out dollars at a time and not even get as much as a "thank you". After working all day for some faceless corporation, putting it on the line to close a sale, this kind of worthlessness really cut deep. The homeless in Chicago were a different breed. This was right at the beginning of the financial crisis, and there were more homeless every day, you could tell the newbs from the lifers, as the newbs still had a sense of self respect and dignity.

    Finally, 50 minutes later we reach my stop; Agryle - the heart of little Vietnam. It takes 50 minutes to go 4 miles on the El, on a good day. It's so hard to describe the way that neighborhood smelled. Around dinner time there was so much red pepper smoke in the air it would burn your lungs. Once night, one of the restaurants burned down. After that, the neighborhood smelled like a burning dumpster full of rotten Vietnamese food... yum

    Speaking of burning lungs, I light my spliff on my way down the stairs, hop on my deck, and push toward home. It was expressedly ILLEGAL to skate on sidewalks in Chi-town, but I did it anyway. Rounding a corner I boost off a uneven piece of sidewalk and land at the feet of 2 grizzled beat cops. Spliff in hand, feet on board, I look like a deer in headlights.

    They clearly knew what was up and I was bracing for one of them to legally fuc# me up. They look at each other like "this isn't worth the paperwork" and ask "dude, what are you thinking?". I shrug and one of them tells me to "get the hell out of here, and stay off the sidewalk."

    I don't waste a second getting out of there, and I consider my brush with fate as I roll up to my building. It was the first time I had a cop do the reasonable thing, and not capitalize on my small transgression. I grew up in a small town where the cops would bust a nut over a couple stems, or 5 mph over the limit. I was sure I was getting cuffed that night...

    ...maybe it was the weed