Medical Advise- How to go aboot getting a Vasectomy

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by seldom seen, Oct 17, 2016.

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  1. Oct 17, 2016 #1
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    It's time, I need the peace of mind. I produced one human and I feel as though it's my biological responsibility to produce no more.

    I don't have a doctor.


    Can I just go to a *****...wait, I mean a cock doctor, and go from there?


    How long will I be off my feet once I'm snipped.

    And a good friend of mine Bob Hill(RIP) told me that he could smell his balls burning when they did his, is this true?

    One last questionne, any of our feller swellers get snipped and want to share thoughts/feelings?
     
    seldom seen, Oct 17, 2016
    seldom seen, Oct 17, 2016
  3. Oct 17, 2016 #2
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    On this one....you are on your own!!!!
     
    Barry Cuda, Oct 17, 2016
    Barry Cuda, Oct 17, 2016

  5. Oct 17, 2016 #3
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    o pa pa...

    are you intact?
     
    seldom seen, Oct 17, 2016
    seldom seen, Oct 17, 2016
  6. Oct 17, 2016 #4
    aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

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    find a urologist and go. done
     
    aka pumpmaster, Oct 17, 2016
    aka pumpmaster, Oct 17, 2016
  7. Oct 17, 2016 #5
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    My swimmers are allowed to swim freely whenever I want them to...or Mrs Cuda wants them to.......
     
    Barry Cuda, Oct 17, 2016
    Barry Cuda, Oct 17, 2016
  8. Oct 17, 2016 #6
    bagus

    bagus Well-Known Member

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    no more cudas

    o papa
     
    bagus, Oct 17, 2016
    bagus, Oct 17, 2016
  9. Oct 17, 2016 #7
    Gfootr

    Gfootr Well-Known Member

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    Dec 26, 2009
    Yes - you will see smoke during the procedure.
    Yes - you will need a few bags of frozen peas.
    Yes - it will be at least a week or more before you can straddle a surfboard. Or anything for that matter.
    Yes - it is worth it - just for the "have sex any place, anytime" moments alone.
    (note: don't mean slutting around)
     
    Gfootr, Oct 17, 2016
    Gfootr, Oct 17, 2016
  10. Oct 17, 2016 #8
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    O testicles
     
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    DawnPatrol321, Oct 17, 2016
  11. Oct 17, 2016 #9
    Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

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  12. Oct 17, 2016 #10
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Then....why bother??!!??
     
    Barry Cuda, Oct 17, 2016
    Barry Cuda, Oct 17, 2016
  13. Oct 17, 2016 #11
    JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

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    Feb 6, 2012
    Tell the doc you will have a hard time with procedure and ask if there anything you can take before. He should give you Valuem. Take it hour before and it will be over before you know it. Oh and the shaved testicles is irritating. And everything goofyfooter says. Don't lift anything heavy or your balls will fill full of blood. Happened to my friend and it turned into a semi-serious matter.
     
    JayD, Oct 17, 2016
    JayD, Oct 17, 2016
  14. Oct 17, 2016 #12
    CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

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    Feb 21, 2012
    I was seriously in a mosh pit three days later. It was an uncomfortable sensation during the surgery though. My kids were in the waiting room, age seven and five, waiting for me. Drove to Dr's and back by myself, kids in tow. Ice pack and aspirin first evening. Working next day. Lollapalooza that Saturday.
     
    CBSCREWBY, Oct 17, 2016
    CBSCREWBY, Oct 17, 2016
  15. Oct 17, 2016 #13
    Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

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    Nov 27, 2014
    Dear SS,

    skeet skeet skeet

    sincerely,

    -- stankasaurus
     
    Towelie, Oct 17, 2016
    Towelie, Oct 17, 2016
  16. Oct 17, 2016 #14
    Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2013
    Just aboot anything involving one's ballz is a semi-serious matter.

    And I think you mean Valium. But ballz, yeah, you should Value 'em too.
     
    Valhallalla, Oct 17, 2016
    Valhallalla, Oct 17, 2016
  17. Oct 17, 2016 #15
    Scoopy!

    Scoopy! Well-Known Member

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    aluminum-elastrator-L.jpg
     
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  18. Oct 17, 2016 #16
    Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

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    Betty Wouldn't Go...
     
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    Betty, Oct 17, 2016
  19. Oct 17, 2016 #17
    JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

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    Feb 6, 2012
    Very true on the seriousness of the matter. Thanks for spell check....apparently my phone did not like my spelling. The pill made a big difference...
     
    JayD, Oct 17, 2016
    JayD, Oct 17, 2016
  20. Oct 17, 2016 #18
    aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

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    if they nick the nerve, no more morning wood for you
     
    aka pumpmaster, Oct 17, 2016
    aka pumpmaster, Oct 17, 2016
  21. Oct 17, 2016 #19
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    Mar 6, 2012
    F that sh*t, spread your seed far and wide SS!
     
    DawnPatrol321, Oct 17, 2016
    DawnPatrol321, Oct 17, 2016
  22. Oct 17, 2016 #20
    mushdoc

    mushdoc Well-Known Member

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    Jan 30, 2013
    I read this whole thread with a smile...and then realized I was in a semi defensive position and feeling quite tense at the end...
     
    mushdoc, Oct 17, 2016
    mushdoc, Oct 17, 2016
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