medical advise

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by cepriano, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. 666Face

    666Face Well-Known Member

    Nov 10, 2020
    It involved some f**ked up sh*t
    Luckily I got lucky and only lit myself on fire

    I never lie about scale
    I'm well connected in OC
  2. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    No such thing as uncut brah
    Once it hits our shores, it's been stepped on more than your mom's back porch doormat

  3. 666Face

    666Face Well-Known Member

    Nov 10, 2020
    Fish Scale is not a Myth
  4. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    I thought the only people still doing that stuff were Wetbacks
  5. 666Face

    666Face Well-Known Member

    Nov 10, 2020
    The Girls love it!
    It's my best pick up line at the bar.
    "i got coke at my house"
    Then they get all hot and start taking off their clothes.

    I don't know why you and everyone is trying to dissuade me from enjoying my 30's
  6. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Not me. You do you, dude.

    I forgot how much chicks like coke lol
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  7. TommyCurrensGuitar

    TommyCurrensGuitar New Member

    Jun 20, 2021
    The fastest way to get rid of the heartburn is to take some calcium AND salt. Your body isn't making enough hydrochloric acid in your stomach.

    For panic attacks there are two ways to physiologically shift your heart rate lower:
    Method #1: squeeze like you've got a stuck poo in your ass (or your pushing your boyfriend outta your love-hole, depending on your preference)

    Method #2: stick your face in bucket or sink full of ice-cold water

    Both of those methods will slow down your heart via your vagus nerve.
  8. CJsurf

    CJsurf Well-Known Member

    Apr 28, 2014
    Stress and caffeine. Eliminate them both.
  9. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    Panic Attacks feel like a heart attack. The reasons are complex. Once your doc rules out thyroid problem and mitral valve prolapse, buy this workbook to eliminate your panic attacks (and reduce caffeine to about 4 oz a daY),aps,183&sr=8-6

    This workbook is worth its weight in gold

    If the attacks are severe, find a good psychiatrist of meds until treatment kicks in. Then go see a Cognitive Behavioral Therapist for Cognitive Behvioral Thereapy. Interview several until you find the one you can work with. Only about 30% of psychologists are not mediocre. You might not need meds with a psychiatrist, so make the appointment, which is usually a wait since there is a national shortage; show up for that appt even if you are well. You are now a patient of record and if you need to get in, you won’t have to wait another 3 months.

    Ask around who is a good psychiatrist: Call PCP offices and ask whom they refer to. Most Psychiatrist are mediocre to fair, but many are quite good
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  10. rodndtube

    rodndtube Well-Known Member

    May 21, 2006
    That steroidal injection may have been a good quick fix--or longer--but be wary of a continuing regimen as it eats away the fundamentals of your spine.
  11. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Update on hernia surgery. I'm at 5 days into recovery and I'm feeling great.
    All the tenderness is gone and I'm up and doing stuff like mowing with my walk behind. Biking and walking around like a champ.

    Must be super lucky. Didn't take any pain meds either. Just didn't need em.
    Anyhow. Not gonna surf yet
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  12. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    Glad to hear that, man!

    F*** pain meds! Anything stronger than advil makes me more ill than it's worth.
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  13. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    You're just not getting the good stuff... LOL
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  14. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    You dudes ever hear of Indian Pipe tincture for pain?
  15. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Yep. It's a ghost plant and the strongest natural pain reliever in northern or north America .
    Be carefully when dosing brother.
  16. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Update on week 2 exactly 14 days after hernia surgery the Dr said I'm good to go with no restrictions. I asked what about surfing ( and he's a surfer) and he said get on it! Of course there's no waves today and I'm headed to the gulf tomorrow until Sunday. Go figure
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  17. Peajay4060

    Peajay4060 Well-Known Member

    Nov 14, 2011
    i just got a cheese grater for my feet. Holy Moly. Looks like shop class took place in my bathroom. I feel different.

    My advise is if you don't have one, go get a cheese grater for your feet. have the shop vac ready.
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  18. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Crypes ahoy brother!!! Feet maintenance is important
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  19. World B Free

    World B Free Well-Known Member

    Feb 7, 2013
    Last edited: Dec 14, 2021
  20. simod5

    simod5 Super Moderator

    Jan 26, 2014
    sadly, i understand the need for this. this procedure will be oddly satisfying for you and yet horrifying to others in your house. tool of choice is the microplane premium zester-grater.

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