Meeting to fight in real life thread 2

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Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a **** about the rules? Mark it zero!

 

Wow you just brought back a memory with that one!

Had a whole group of freaks in the apartment one nice Sat PM way back in the day in college. We were all mesmerized by that show. We'd drank all the beer (which was irrelevant) and were all standing up watching the TV. We'd discussed getting more beer but after a 20 minute herding cats session and no consensus on how to do this we found this show and that stopped all the discussion about beer for the moment. Empty beers everywhere and not a single person had one in their hand and everyone was standing starting at the TV watching Lancelot Link Secret Chimp.

Then there was a knock at the door. Someone said, "Come in", and in walks a cop. He says "I didn't think you wanted me to come in". Then asks who's place it was. I fessed up. He says "where are my papers?". I'm like wtf? What are you talking about? He says it again, "where's my papers?". I look at him and shake my head and say, "I honestly have no idea what you're talking aboot sir".

He then says, "its gonna be a shame if I have to take someone downtown to find my papers". He then casually strolls across the room and points his flashlight behind the couch at a pack of 1.5s. I was dumbfounded as I didn't even know they were there. He then takes me outside and tells me "You need to close the windows, I was out here on another call and I smelled something. But a man's home is his castle so that's all I'm going to say".

I go back in still dumbstruck and everyone is freaking as they thought I was getting hauled off. "What did he say???" they ask.

"Man's home is his castle. Close the windows."

We watched the rest of the shows. And then got more beer. Wasn't the last time we talked to the po po that night, and again we went from cold busted to walking away w\o so much as a ticket...thanks to an escaped convict the second time. But that's a story for another day...

 

I'm so confused by this and half the other posts here. I though we were talking about kicking peoples asses then Flatmatt wanted to be a cock a doodle poo sucker. I must have missed something.

 

This made my day! This proves that human life is a temporary waste of time until we move on to something more meaningful.

 

Carter, this is not 'Nam. This is Swell info. There are rules.

 

Lance's girlfriend Mata-hairy was quite a catch, reminded me of a girl (her brother's nickname was Moose) that was called Grape-Ape.

 

Seldom clued me in to what I was missing. I see now.

 

hey i knew her! Me and all my friends have been caught walkin out her place in the wee hours banged up and ashamed at least once. We called her Chewbacca.

no offense Tlokein

 

You see what happens Larry? You see what happens when you **** a STRANGER IN THE ASS!

 

She was like the town bicycle, everybody rode her.

 

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Hey Rcarter you down ??? Im ready its being a while since Ive had the opportunity to submit alittle wuss like your self. I hope you have alittle MMA training cuz I want the beating to last more than 5 seconds little punk! Open invite!!!!

 

Oh Gonad you really are a young one aren't you? You remind me of myself a few years back. If you want a laugh go dig up the tread form 2 or so years ago when I told Emass I Was going to gut him with a filet knife and mail his insides to his mom. Point is this is an intraweb forum and it's all a joke including you my man. Meeting to fight is for 20 year olds Douche Canoe.

And yes I do have a little training. These were from our demo last year.

 

Im 42 years of age and five time the man you will ever be SURFING, FIGHTING, FINANCIALY, AND MORALLY !!! You cross the line over and over again you need and deserve the beating thats coming Kook. Thats Great you can snap a little peace of wood come try that dumb crap on me bro you will regret it ever got to this piont. Our paths will cross sooner or later, count on it .I surf the lighthouse in hatteras alot and I drive right throw durham on Motocross trips every year. Your respect lesson is in session, I cant wait for you to have to explain to you wife what happen to your face and teeth little desk job turd. If you ever sak up and want to find me it real easy Im the only Brad in M.B. I dont hide behind some web site cupcake.