I thought I'd beat-out a certain North Jersey Go pro dude with this post today. Tomorrow(or heck do it today) go find you a World War II vet and give him a hug. Buy him some chicken wings and some microbrew craft beer............unless he really likes that mass produced American beer/water. Be nice to the current crop of vets fighting those Taliban types too. Now, they deserve our deepest sympathies because our military commanders put them in harms way wayyyyyyy to often. They make/made targets out of them. You can't fight a conventional war against an enemy who wears no uniform, all the while having to do it without any colateral damage. These dudes in A-Stan and Iraq were put in bad sitautions. If you are going to invade a country with a conventional force, then INVADE the country. Blow it up. Also, throw some vibe tomorrow to any British, German, Japanese, Taliban-ish, Serbian, and any other nationality we have had scrap with.........oh oh dudes from Grenada.............I reckon the north can hassle southerners and vice versa tomorrow, too in honor or The War of Northern Aggression Oh jeez, I'm just joking in the last paragraph. Neither I , nor SWELLINFO condones throwing vibes at any nationality the United States of America may have or had military conflict. Oh yeah, some of y'all need to learn aboot paragraphs. Really, if you are going to post a long one, then please use paragraphs. It makes it easier to digest. Thank you.
Man I was watching WWII movies on TCM last night and I'm all sorts of amped to get at some Germans today....... You see any Jerry around, y'all let me know, ok. I'll let youse west coast guys deal with the Japanese. Man, we should take over Japan, huh. They have some MIGHTY FINE friggin set-ups there. I swear some of the most fun looking waves when they get 'em. Plus, I like their women, they can stay. I didn't mention Vietnam or Korea in my dedication yesterday because we lost one and tied the other. Jeez, we haven't been doing too good since WWII. Be nice to dog veterans today, too. Give them a cheeseburger or something. And feel pity for drug sniffing police dogs. Those dogs are brainwashed and exploited. No dog wants to have people arrested for herbal enchantment. We need to start a national campaign to cease the brainwashing and exploitation of drug sniffing dogs. THEY DO NOT WANT TO ARREST PEOPLE. Please send me money to get this grassroots campaign started. Thank you, you sons of b!tches.
i think the south should start a war of southern aggression and take over new yersey and country fry them. no more 23foot waves and piers with a million guidos. there will now be fried chicken instead of pasta, more deer hunting, and it shall be renamed to new carolina. ... even more amazing nobody in the line up will have a sense of self entitlement to all the waves. cheers
Are you a comin' just for New Jersey or the whole North? Because Sandblaster let me tell you a somethin, New York is even worse than New Jersey. They have God-awful guidos, for instance that Jersey Shore Mtv show was practically all New Yorkers. Ewww Staten Island trash. Yuck !! And not only does New York have trashy guidos, it has celebrities who think they are special because they are pretty and pretend. And then you have all of their hangers-on and shoot. And you have all of them Wall Street a-holes, and chicks who aspire to be Amy Fisher. Joey Buttafuco !!! Man, Jersey takes the heat for this stuff, but New York is way worse. Just horrible. It's almost like LA in superficiality but it has tall buildings and no La Brea Tar pits. Listen man, I've been trying to succeed South Jersey from North Jersey for years. We ain't the same. Our South Jersey Italians have 67% less grease and use 78% less steroids. But I don't know, people just don't seem to care aboot anything these days. No one will help me.
