Might as well come clean

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by frost, Aug 20, 2015.

  1. Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor

    Riley Martin's Disgruntled Neighbor Well-Known Member

    Aug 22, 2012
    I confess that after this summer of no surf I'm ready to sign up for a season pass to Kelly Slade's wave pool which means:
    1) pay to play
    2) Pink eye (which should be called poop eye cause its caused by poop)
    2.1) Probably double pink eye
    3) Fresh or Chlorinated water surfing seems deplorable
    4) Crowds galore
    5) Eating French fries while waiting for my turn in the "Lineup" which is an actual line filled with kids and their adult handlers.
     
  2. jaklsurfs

    jaklsurfs Well-Known Member

    501
    Apr 26, 2015
    Just think if your surfing a good size day and your out a few hours you start gettin tired and then loose your board and maybe a stronger rip pushes you out farther, yu can at least float a while ...cant you .
     

  3. jaklsurfs

    jaklsurfs Well-Known Member

    501
    Apr 26, 2015
    But think what kind of days yu loose your board , not on those nice sunny glassy small days that break nice and close to beach but on a day that will snap your leash .at least buy a quality leash. Crow Haley makes good ones.
     
  4. jaklsurfs

    jaklsurfs Well-Known Member

    501
    Apr 26, 2015
    Do you know how to duck dive , or even turn turtle to get out, cant always just rely on leash and dive off like a kook, sometimes yu just got to hug it tight and take a beatin cuz if you ditch your board and let it go then it goes and hits someone near yu or paddlin out
     
  5. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
  6. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    this dude posted 3 times n a row all tn minutes apart..
     
  7. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  8. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    As far as confessions, any of you dudes ever eat your boogers?
     
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  9. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I tried one when I saw 2 because I thought it was the cool thing to do, man I was wrong. I gave them up for lyfe!
     
  10. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    I have a vivid memory of riding in the cart as a toddler and seeing some other kid with his finger up to the second knuckle digging for gold as our carts passed each other. My mind was blown, I didn't know people could do such a thing. Young man changed my life.

    But yeah SS, no eating them.
     
  11. goosemagoo

    goosemagoo Well-Known Member

    899
    May 20, 2011
    Might want to reconsider for the little one SS. Studies say kids that eat their boogers, play in the dirt/mud and bite their nails are healthier later in life. A few good doses of bacteria early on sets up a healthy immune system for life.
     
  12. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    goose I'm gonna use that as a segue to come clean here myself...I hope you guys don't think any less of me but...

    I'm Ben, and I eat boogers sometimes. And I really like when I have a head cold and that thick sh!t comes out me sinuses.

    I'm also, obviously, struggling with my SI addiction.

    Also, since I've been doing the two gig deal, I always carry my backpack, with personal hygiene supplies, which occasionally facilitate me roasting a doob on lunch. Baby wipes and hand sanitizer go a long way.
     
  13. goosemagoo

    goosemagoo Well-Known Member

    899
    May 20, 2011
    Thick green snot...yum...time for lunch. Save the earth, recycle and reuse for lyfe
     
  14. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  15. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Use to do home and apartment remodeling and maintenance for some property mgmt. companies during my youth.

    Maybe a dozen times I'd be doing wall prep getting ready to paint when I'd come across a gigantic Wall Of Boogers, always in the bedroom next to where a bed used to be. These people would just pick their noses at night and wipe the treasure right on the wall next to them.

    And guess what? It was always the adults room...never the kid's room.

    Maybe the kids disposed of them properly? YUMMY.
     
  16. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    Found my favorite thread ever.
     
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  17. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    Holy crap! It took me a minute to read through all this! This could get interesting
     
  18. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    LOL I think the time for "could" has past. I wish I would have taken a screenshot of post #1 before it was deleted. Twas the stuff of legends.