Might as well come clean

Do you remember the paper bottom machine recorders?

 

I have no doubt that is true. Being over here in southern virginia its still very evident. Never knew that was the cause though, thanks man, learned me something new.

 

Yes sir. And how we'd get all giggly excited when you passed over something big and it started showing on the paper feed.

Was that a school of fish? Or the White Whale?

"hard to starboard, let's find out!"

 

Y'all ever seen Endless Summer II?

"Endless Summer II details how the invention of inexpensive boogie boards has made the sport an international passion from the frigid waters of Alaska, where they surf in 39-degree waters until hypothermia sets in, to the steamy seas off South Africa, where Wingnut and Pat meet a Zulu, Walter Ngcobo, who can't swim - but can he ever surf! The film's most precocious surfer has to be the Hawaiian T.J. Barron, age five, who is steadier on a six-foot breaker than most pro quarterbacks are on terra firma."

 

Hey what happened to you at wooden jetty one day this winter ILS bruh

I know you know what I be sayin'

How dare you call Jawn of Doeskis a grom

Ah man I love this place between 9am and 5pm eastern zones

 

u must be gettin me mixed up wit someone else i shredded once their all winter cause the locals their are a bunch of kooks except for like 5 of them
its like frost and all his buddies flingin boards and swimmin on the inside (no offense BTW FROST did you do your name after frosty from chasing mavs?)

and boy oh boy jawn was it juicy money if you still butthurt i dropped in on u my b dawg

but shiffitn to the grom comment i meant the dude who got mad bout ashley madison that sluete and the balded headed eagle dude sittin on the boogie that he posted a pic of

 

For years, after seeing that, U2B and i would quote him when he said "surf surf everyday surf"...

 

At least once a year, some touron floats up dead in VB. All those at the beach with him seem to always say the same thing, "He was walking in waist high water and disappeared." CHUH!, muh fugger stepped in a big azz hole, got some water in his lungs and croaked. I was out at Playa Carmen CR when this huge wave broke on the horizon. The giant wall of white water covered me, then spit me out as it started walling up again. I was standing up and getting my last breath(in case) when a drop of water came off my board and right in with my breath. I was weazing and hacking, and flopped down. It was all I could do to just hold on and belly whop it in. I had a death grip on my board cause If I fell off, I'da surely died.

 

I could of swore it was you who dropped in on somebody already in the cover up zone on a somewhat heavy day this winter

Hey don't take anything anything I say on here seriously unless it's for frosty

There are locals there who tear that wave down Dowd I tell you..but mostly the island is faded or jaded

Plus you should know I mostly surf a spot I highly doubt you rarely if ever do

 

I called it Z! Just getting back from that reconne, and boy it got sandy over here!


HCBBRI...A little touchy are we? I just pulled that reference outta my arse. Dog, I take shots at you bc you do reference me out of the blue on here. It all started after you left and returned, and brought up my quote on how lady gaga should be crucified, and how crazy and fanatical I was. Then you dropped my name, which was an exercise in futility bc I do all the time(like when I say, "I'm Ben, and I'm addicted to SI" and all that jazz.

As far as my performance in the water, never said i was great, never claimed anything. So drop whatever 'video' you want, it's probs bs anyway. Besides, I've surfed with actual humans here who will say I'm not great but hold my own. I got more pages of dis tread to read now.

 

SS: the fact that he took your pic instead of introducing himself speaks volumes of his 'character'

 

shiete happens.. i dont make it a habbit to burn people but if its heavy which it was and people constantly
gettin scared to make the drop which they were im sorry but im gonna go and not look back im not gonna a watch a heavy bomb go by unridden which about 10 did because the kooks would paddle to the peak then sheite their pants

and i know thats why i said da 5 or so people that werent dingus and actually shred and throw meaty biscuits

who are you anyways have i met you b4? and u surf the wooden jetty alot?

 

I didn't take that pic. It was taken years ago by someone else

 

put me on ignore, clown

 

I have pics of all you guys just in case one of you wrong me. If you do I will black out your face, post it and tell you to leave me alone.

You've been warned.

 

Touchy? No I'm sick of your ****. Just leave me alone. How hard is that? You see I actually tried to play nice with you because you were a fellow sponger where I used to ride. You simply couldn't handle someone who thinks differently. You tried to for a bit, but failed.

I dropped your name? Ugn NO I said your first name in the middle of frustration and wasn't even paying attention....Want me to drop the whole name? If I wanted to drop anything I would have done that.

You want me to pull up all these threads? Where I NEVER cursed at you and you came out blazing? Multiple times. Here's how it went. I'd disagree with you and you'd go bat**** crazy cursing me out. MULTIPLE TIMES. How about the psychotic emails you sent telling me to "f myself"?

So it's totally up to you. I can upload all your pics/full name ect. and everyone(including lurkers and people checking the forecast or any company googling your name can find you talking about savagely murdering people for doing perfectly legal things) Everyone at your break can know who's claiming to be all "core"(all kinds of Claims of how hard, tough, hard charger you are including how you'd destroy me in a sponge off)

I can bring up all your stuff.

Or you can simply never mention me again and I'll never talk/reply to you ever again and it can end right here.

What do you want to do?

And I'm being serious here. I'm not even asking for an apology. Simply don't mention me anymore and I'll never mention you

 

Look at the history of this site. Others like yankee have posted people's entire facebook page "outing" them over a silly argument. I've never done that.

 

You said this already and yet...

 

Benjamin fockin G€£¥₩to, you piece of insolent shyt. Now go get your fockin shinebox.

 

I wasn't even going to post it. If I was going to post it, I would have done it a long time ago.

LOL