Might as well come clean

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by frost, Aug 20, 2015.

  1. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Wow....this thread went from a moron that doesn't swim to morons that cannot do anything right.
    What a bunch of f(ucking morons youz alls are.....
  2. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    barry its not too late for swimming lessons for urself,just do it

  3. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    "Surfing" tropical swells while simultaneously staying in waist deep water isn't possible. If you have a plethora of knowledge on handling yourself in waist deep water, you actually have no water safety knowledge at all. None. You're delusional. Learn to swim, and until then stay out of the water. This sh!t isn't funny moron.
  4. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    thanks ibc,I know im illiterate I cant help it.i knew something was wrong lol
  5. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    Shart Huffer, aka Hardcore Boogie Hoarder, you've been instructed to O.D. on Methane. What's the hold up?
  6. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    While we're coming clean...

    I don't really smoke cigars. I have one in my profile pic because I wanted you guys to think I was cool. I never even lit it.... I'm sorry if I misled anyone.
  7. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    Dang, Mr. Frost...

    You wake up today...

    Dum dee dum dum... It's a slow morning... Let's see... For some reason I feel compelled to share that I ain't learned how to swim yet... I had no IDEA what kind of sh** storm THAT was gonna start!

    Could be one of the fastest developing treads of, well, forever.

    Bravo, sir.

    Well done.

  8. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Woo hooo, we're cookin now!!
  9. G-Wood117

    G-Wood117 Well-Known Member

    Jun 8, 2014
    Are you implying that we should consider this malarky ^ an act of bravery? Not even close.
    Have you even considered the real watermen (and their families) who will have to put their own life on the line to fish you out when you do not do it "exactly right"?
    "To be a man is, precisely, to be responsible." Antoine de Saint-Exupery
  10. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    Dude... I'm still LMAO. I've BIN there. Yer just stuck. Thump. Gurgle. Gasp. Recycle.

    Since I can swim, weren't skeered, just recycled.

  11. Moon dog

    Moon dog Well-Known Member

    Dec 21, 2013
    Ok read the whole thread, Frost you need lessons. Equipment fails,Rogue Waves, Undertow, RIP Currents and of course the beat down. Breathing training helps but it's no guarantee. # 1 rule is wait until the drowning person is unconscious then save them.
  12. barreldodger69

    barreldodger69 Active Member

    Oct 21, 2012
    Love the passion man but learn to swim! I'll even teach you as I'm out at folly quite often so shoot me a message. It'll make the ocean even more fun for ya. PEACE
  13. xJohnnyUtahX

    xJohnnyUtahX Well-Known Member

    May 30, 2010
  14. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    When did I do that, spazz lips? Nice attempt at inciting a riot. You just couldn't get through the tread without calling out my name (in vain), you silly wabbit.

    Somewhere on the docks in Boston Harbor is a lonely sailor looking for those ISIS balaclava clad sausage sucking lips you got plastered around your pie hole. Go. Go & (again) make that sailor happy tonight, shart snooofer.
  15. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
  16. KOOKamungya

    KOOKamungya Well-Known Member

    Jun 18, 2014
    I tend to agree with Zagaff but either way watch at the 1:00 minute mark
  17. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    The lack of swimming ability (as odd as that is in surfing) shouldn't keep you from engaging in other aquatic pastimes where swimming skills are unnecessary (Niagara Falls) :
  18. Banned for being awesome

    Banned for being awesome Well-Known Member

    Feb 17, 2012
    Frost, 18 pages of crap advice, don't listen to any of it. What you need to do is go to a pool ONLY when water aerobics is going on. It causes a great cross current in the pool that will make it harder. The only stroke you need to learn is the side stroke. I swim 4 miles a week in a pool free style and it sucks for open water. Scissor kick side stroke will save your a$$.
  19. The Lonesome Tractor

    The Lonesome Tractor Well-Known Member

    Feb 13, 2012
    Pick an apple, put it in the basket.. That's how I learned the side stroke.
  20. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Surfed with a few over here too, stand up and boog, most are pretty good. Access has a lot to do with it for sure.