more dorky NJ "pro" photogs dictating their "rules"

yeah hes a pretty boy who shoots pics of his bros getting barrels, fack him nobody cares. his insta page looks like the rest of them, its all the same. Were all in this together

 

I don't even know who this guy is.

I'm not too sure I care personally- I guess I'm out of touch with the times... Or I just surf unpopular and uncrowded spots (like Belmar)

Does he even surf? Or does he even lift?

 

Dude, don't even bother trying to explain anything to ol' Seabiscuit...his brain is slowly getting eaten away by all that Krokodil he's always yammering about.

And Inciteariot? Just another selfish spoiled self-entitled KOOK. Dude, you take pictures...get over yourself.

 

He can score Krokodil? Do they have that in a powder form? I've only seen Russians with a liquid. Needles are a bad thing and should never be used.

Sniff..........

 

Dude, I just watched a marathon of Drugs Inc on Nat Geo yesterday.

Flakka?

 

Errrr

Man this thread has taken an interesting turn..I like it

Hey IHL can you score flakka! Is it good for sexual conflicts with womenz

This tread or thread should a been aboot flakka..young surfers need to be educated aboot the latest designer drugs and warned aboot the poison of religion, white vans and the sorts

You should almost always never take what I be sayin' on this here surf predictin' website to seriously

 

Yeah does he even lift ? Does he bang mad broads ? Does he use meth ? Had he been pegged the day of his post ? These things matter people !

 

Mike worked for me right after hurricane Sandy. He busted his butt helping me put Monmouth Beach back together and is generally a very nice kid and hard worker. We all do and say dumb sh!t from time to time. Screen shot post of insta was kind a prick move. It's cool though you have the right to your opinion Whatev!! I don't fluff anyone it's just a respect thing that's all.

 

Take away the photo's, cars, houses, gear, whatever, and you are what you are. What we have, photos included, does not define us as human beings. If you claim all this sh!t and act like a turd nugget, you're just a turd nugget. That's it.

 

Well said Doug!

 

"gun and whack off issues"...lolz Riley


That dude in the OP pic was pretty far down the shoulder, looks to me like he was gonna make it over without any interference. These guys that take themselves so cereal are pretty funny.

 

*if dude in OP was on this forum*

"hey you just posted just like I post. No one in the history of playing forum has posted like me and now your going to copy me?!? You're going to be so mad when I post on other social media about how butt hurt I am!!"

 

so is your boy ryan mack,he took plenty of bombs on the head...doesn't make them special..you know why they are photographers right?BECAUSE THEY CANT SURF!!!!!so whats the easiest way to get ur name out there?TO FOLLOW THE PROS AND TAKE PICS OF THEM..that's why il never surf bayhead.i went there on a swell once,there was atleast no exaggeration 8 photogs in the water doing water shots,atleast another 15 on the beach,probably more.

to be honest,it takes no fukin skill whatsoever to be a photographer.real talk.iv been taking pics for over 25 yrs and never once called myself a photog,i just like capturing the moment.sure I never had a 5000$ camera,but I been taking pics long before digitals came out,all 35mm film,dropping it off at pathmark to get developed.every year for Christmas when I was a kid id get the newest cheapeast camera lol.then next year il see my camera for 50 bucks less than what I payed for it.seriously if u cant take a good picture u were probably dropped on your head too many times.but anyway up in my attack I probably have atleast 16 cameras ranging from 35mm film to digital 5 megapixel,and now I have a 16 megapixel.

 

attack= attic...my bad lol

 

Impact Zone & Bomb Sets... hahaha

 

please elaborate how he "helped put Monmouth beach back together"..like I said before I live 10 minutes from mb,used to be a regular in the lineup till sam hammer and gleason blew up the spot on youtube and now theres no less than 30 guys in the water at any time.just curious tho how he lol helped put it back together.

I didn't put anything back together.however I gutted my whole 1st floor and crawl space under the house,gutted my brothers 1st floor that was totaled,even went to Manasquan to gut my mothers bosses house and install all new insulation and shyt.and I didn't get paid.not complaining,u had to do what u had to do.

but unless incitti was on ocean ave with a shovel shoveling up all the sand and throwing it back on the beach,or rebuilding all the restaurants on ocean ave,which I helped rebuild one in sea bright,i don't see how he helped put mb back together lol..at the end of the day,i just look at it like these are kids younger than me,iv been doing this **** when they were in middleschool popping zits and shyt.lol I know most of the photogs,not just on fb or whatever,but I know mack,i know incitti,i kno matt lang,i know joanne,i know connor halpin..not saying we are boys,but I know them from around the way lol,and they all want to take pics of me for some reason idk why I'm not sam hammer so..............

 

If this guy doesn't like the way others do things in the water he should take it up with them irl so they can promptly give him the stink eye, a bad attitude and throw his camera bag in the water.

 

seriously a bunch of nerds these guys are... pro this pro that.."never been done before."

You live in NJ, dork. We surf closeouts once every 2 weeks. Come back down to earth now before you embarrass yourself even more. This kid should go out west and show everyone how epic his shots are in 8-12 foot surf (which is what they are currently getting). Don't get me wrong, I like surfing here when we get waves but don't act all bad because you are a surf photographer shooting in NJ.