movie quotes!

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by red dog, May 9, 2017.

  1. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    Martin hates boats. Martin hates water. Martin sits in his car when we go on the ferry to the mainland. I guess it's a childhood thing. It's a - there's a clinical name for it, isn't there? drowning!
     
  2. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Here lies the grave of Mary Lee
    Died at the age of 103
    For 14 years she kept her virginity
    Not a bad record for this vicinity.
    --Captain Quint. Jaws
     

  3. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    "You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads! Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, would you remind me what I pay you people for, honestly? Throw me a bone here!..."
    - Dr. Evil
     
  4. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
  5. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    "There's no crying in baseball!"
     
  6. eatswell

    eatswell Well-Known Member

    993
    Jul 14, 2009
    ''You’re only allowed three great women in your lifetime. They come along like the great fighters, every ten years. Rocky Marciano. Sugar Ray Robinson. Joe Louis. Sometimes you get ’em all at once. Me? I had my three when I was 16. That happens. What are you gonna do? That’s the way it goes, you know? Tell you right now. See this girl? Maybe this girl, she put wind in your sails. Maybe she’s your first great one''

    ''You pull up right where she lives, right? Before you get outta the car, you lock both doors. Then, get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Dig out the key, put it in the lock and open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door. Then you walk around the back of the car and look through the rear window. If she doesn’t reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in: dump her. … Listen to me, kid. If she doesn’t reach over and lift up that button so that you can get in, that means she’s a selfish broad and all you’re seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast.''

    ''Mickey Mantle? That's what you're upset about? Mantle makes $100,000 a year. How much does your father make? If your father can't pay the rent go ask Mickey Mantle and see what what he tells you. Mickey Mantle don't care about you. Why should you care about him? Nobody cares.''
     
  7. smitty517

    smitty517 Well-Known Member

    742
    Oct 30, 2008
    "We go together like cocaine and waffles"

    "Out of gas? Call the A-rabs"

    -Ricky Bobbie
     
  8. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    Sheriff Buford T. Justice [to his son]: "There's no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"
     
  9. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

    Billy Madison
     
  10. Iggy

    Iggy Well-Known Member

    258
    Jun 14, 2014
    Thanks for loaning me the donger.

    Sixteen Candles.
     
  11. frost

    frost Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2014
    [video=youtube;zLRlY46ttfE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLRlY46ttfE[/video]
    Bounty hunter #1: A man's got to do something for a living these days.

    Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living, boy
     
  12. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Tool long to script it... but this is a very poignant scene, with a TON of great quotes...

    [video=youtube;KMEViYvojtY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMEViYvojtY&t=13s[/video]
     
  13. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    i'm jackin this treade to read, "quotes that you often use that aren't necessarily movie quotes"

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    and wife is a veg, so

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  14. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013

    tu-tu-tu-tu-tudaayyy, junyahh!
     
  15. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    "That's the way the cookie crumbles"
    "First one out determines where the crowd will be".
     
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  16. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    This is my boomstick!
     
  17. frost

    frost Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2014
    the eye of beauty is in the beholder of the beer(I just made that up)
     
  18. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    Shop smart, shop S smart
     
  19. jettyflea

    jettyflea Well-Known Member

    210
    Apr 12, 2013
    Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta **** one, marry one, kill one. Go!
     
  20. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011