Music festival in bahamas turns to sh1t- tweets to US embassy for help

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by HelpHelpLetMeOut, Apr 28, 2017.

  1. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017

  2. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
    Did you read the first comment at the bottom?

    This whole episode is good for these young idiots. Life lessons....how does it go, you live and learn!

    F'n hilarious.

    Were there even any bands?
     
  3. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    This is awesome.
     
  4. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    JD, fight club posters are brutal, most entertaining message board I ever read, aside from SI that is :)
     
  5. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    F ucking priceless!!!

    So who's ready for the VIP all inclusive SI music festival and surf trip? Guaranteed world-class breaks all to yourselves that have never been surfed before, and at night you can see all your favorite acts from Led Zeppelin to Kanye to Nirvana and everything in between, whatever you prefer. Backstage access and after party included. Everything 5 star, and you also get your choice of your favorite surf hero to surf with you and give tips\lessons.

    PM me your credit card and I'll send you the reservation form. Act now, they are going fast!
     
  6. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Fyre Festival set out to provide a once-in-a-lifetime musical experience on the Islands of the Exumas.

    Due to circumstances out of our control, the physical infrastructure was not in place on time and we are unable to fulfill on that vision safely and enjoyably for our guests. At this time, we are working tirelessly to get flights scheduled and get everyone off of Great Exuma and home safely as quickly as we can. We ask that guests currently on-island do not make their own arrangements to get to the airport as we are coordinating those plans. We are working to place everyone on complimentary charters back to Miami today; this process has commenced and the safety and comfort of our guests is our top priority.

    The festival is being postponed until we can further assess if and when we are able to create the high- quality experience we envisioned.

    We ask for everyone's patience and cooperation during this difficult time as we work as quickly and safely as we can to remedy this unforeseeable situation. We will continue to provide regular updates via email to our guests and via our official social media channels as they become available.

    -The Fyre Festival Team
     
  7. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    "We just realized it was all a complete cluster and nothing was ready, there was no organization, there was no leadership," said William Finley, from Raleigh, North Carolina.
    He and three friends spent $8,000 to attend the festival. But when they arrived, they found the housing was just unmarked tents, and they struggled to figure out where their luggage had been taken.
    "It was horrible, (like) summer camp. Everything about it was a sham."
    Expectation vs. Reality#fyre #fyrefestival pic.twitter.com/U80NApajxl

    William N. Finley IV (@WNFIV) April 28, 2017

    Anybody know this dude?
     
  8. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    B-b-b-but my phone's dead, so how will I get updates? I can't do anything w\o my phone. The US embassy needs to send the National Guard with some phone chargers, craft beer, and beard oil before I have a total meltdown and tweet about it.

    Oh wait.

    I think I'm going to cry.
     
  9. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    Dear obama voter, welcome to the real world

    This fits in with the wall street business plan
    1) get other peoples' money
    2) Next, to quote Wonka: YOU GET NOTHING


    LOL Tlok, you killin me, hahahahahhaaaaa
     
  10. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Well he's apparently the fourth in a long line of blithering idiots. Or maybe the third, the first one may have worked hard and made a fortune, and the rest are just hellspawn that should be exterminated like a termite or roach.

    Being that the idiot used his full name, shouldn't be hard to find out more.
     
  11. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    "The privileged and entitled are usually the first to eat themselves in a crisis."
     
  12. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
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  13. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    I want Trevie to go down there to pilfer poontang and unattended iphones
    IT would be like lord of the flies and trevie is the boss

    but seriously, how retarded are you where you are struggling on an INHABITED island WITH RESORTS
     
  14. Tlokein

    Tlokein Well-Known Member

    Oct 12, 2012
    Dude, didn't you hear? Their phones are dead. They can't pull up any info telling them what to do. How are they gonna call Uber? How will they find reviews on the best restaurants or hotels?

    What do you expect, them to just start walking and find out?

    Sorry, Trev is awesome, but what they really need is someone who understands their feelings and can lead them to the promised land.

    They need the shred. He has an iPhone 12.
     
  15. UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2016
    that blows! they've been doing a lot of these lately with cruises to bahamas, concert there, and cruise on back to miami, etc. This seems to be a big event, that sucked from the get go. I went to a festival in Atlanta a year or so back, and they screwed up with their buses getting stuck in the mud. nobody had transportation back to their cars which was like 5-10 miles away. It was chaos, and there were a buncha of half naked girls walking in the middle of the night back on some long road in nowhere part of Atlanta hoping to get signal on their phone to get a UBER, taxi, whatever. Ppl were driving, offering rides for negotiable prices, and go figure the word was that some ppl got raped. My buddies and i got back five hours after we found out about the buses to the hotel where they just started continental breakfast. some ppl were coming in when we left the hotel hours later. laugh all you want about rich kids doing these festivals, but u know some real dark sht happened and that's pretty terrifying. can't believe Ja Rule didn't have things under control
     
  16. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    dark sh1t happens because those people have no character
     
  17. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
  18. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Sounds like a job for Wayne