Music festival in bahamas turns to sh1t- tweets to US embassy for help

lol

"It was horrible, like summer camp."

I dunno about the rest of you guys, but I *liked* summer camp.

 

You're whalecum, sir. At least I did something useful today. Today is my last day at this crap a$$ job. In 6mins I'm officially outta here, and start my new gig on Monday. Got a promo, better pay, a career path, training, and they've won a bunch of awards for being employee friendly. I'm sure there will be PITAs, but after climbing out of Dante's Inferno, anything should be a breeze.

So yeah for once I've been focking off on the world's premier time-wasting site. Woot.

 

Good idea, let's start a go fund me. Hopefully it will turn into lord of the flies.

Pigs head on a stick.

 

This is awesome.

 

What a bunch of turd nuggets

 

You said Kanye.
You should be shot.

 

No someone should shoot Kanye.

 

True.
And btw--congrats on your new job. I wish you the best there, for sure.
Never makes sense to stay where one is miserable (or the OTHERS are all miserable).

 

Thanks Barry. They laid off a bunch of people the other day. None of it was performance based. They were all highly skilled, experienced, good, hard working folks. Then the CIO told everyone that was left how excited they should be b/c they were all "hand-picked to be the future of the company" and a bunch of other rah rah bs.
Naturally no one bought it. Everyone I know is looking to get out asap. The guy is an even bigger bag of cocks than Lumberg from Office Space. I hope he's pissed that I denied him the pleasure of sending me packing.

 

LOL. Excelsior

 

Thanks brudder!

 

Damn that sucks for your ex co-workers, but glad it wasn't you, now you can leave on your own terms.

- "Hell, Lumberg f*cked her"

 

I'm already out. Start my new job Monday on the first so my insurance will kick in right away, otherwise wouldn't kick in until 1st of next month. Since I'll have insurance I'm gonna go surf next weekend If the fucast holds might even have some decent waves.

Funny you mentioned that quote. One of the funniest comments I heard about our a$$hat CIO was when he first came in and I was telling someone about him and they said, "You mean the guy who looks like a 70's porn star?". I LMAO as he really does look like a cross between Ron Jeremy and Tom Jones...pretty obvious he doesn't have any balls though.

Things are looking up!

 

Good luck Tlok, it sounds like you landed in your feet in a situation akin to rats on a sinking ship. "Handpicked to be the future of this company" , what a load of verbal feces to hide the fact that they're losing money and reverting to cronyism in a last chance attempt to right the boat. Transparent to the end lol.

I'm guessing ESPN, Yahoo or Sears.

j/k

 

Enron look-alike company.....

 

Ruh Roh.

 

Millennial carnage

 

Thanks KR, it's only been one day but it's a completely diff mindset here.