Muslima.com

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Riley Martin, Apr 13, 2015.

  1. Mitchell

    Mitchell Well-Known Member

    Jan 5, 2009
    Best summer roommates ever were Irish guys in OCMD. Our boss owned a rooming house across the street from the restaurant where we worked...downtown near the inlet and Bearded Clam Bar. The rent was $35/wk with meals (ocean block!) We thought we were big time partiers and drinkers, but when the Irish crew moved in we got schooled. Great guys. They turned us on to The Stranglers. We turned them onto Natty Boh. I guess they kind of got the short end.
     
  2. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Seems like a nice fella.... Ha

    I feel the same way when I go to North Carolina. I even had a teenage black fella say, "Excuse me" to me in a Walmart. I was slightly taken back. I guess I shouldn't single out one color or one kid, people in general down there just seem more polite. Yes sir, Yes ma'am, thank you, please, excuse me, etc. The southern hospitality is strong.
     

  3. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Yeah, the foreign kids who come to work our honkytonk seaside towns in the summer are alright.

    Be cool to them, all y'all. Tip them well.

    It ain't easy living in Romania. That's where Dracula is from.
     
  4. sbx

    sbx Well-Known Member

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    Mar 21, 2010
    Irish guy worked the beach stand next to me one summer. Several times over the course of the season I would get there early and start setting up my umbrellas, look over and see him come crawling out of his box, presumably having spent the night in there.
     
  5. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Camo and hatred for crackaz..knights of Islam..those dudes are wild
     
  6. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    its funny I never seen that ad,then I click this thread and its the first thing that loads.i wonder how much the muslims pay si for advertising.i wonder if in Saudi Arabia they have date single americans links on their sites,do they even have the internet?

    funny how u talk of Chappelle,he is the greatest lol,one time I picked up my boy nick who is a freelance snorter like yourself,and I had my one black buddy in the car and we're talking about Chappelle,and out of nowhere my boy nick was like "yo that ni##er is funny as hell".u should've seen the look on the black dudes face,it was one of those "the best things in life are free" kinda thingys.im sure I seem like a racist to this dude,everytime theres a funny black joke I laugh my azz off while hes trying to debate
     
  7. EmassSpicoli

    EmassSpicoli Well-Known Member

    Apr 16, 2013
    KR is establishing himself as an early favorite for POTY15 after the first quarter of the season. Not even a dark horse. Clear cut favorite if he keeps this up past the all-star break well into the pennant (banner) chase.
     
  8. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    Fun tread y'all.

    But...

    Hindu:

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    MOOslim:

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    It's like Kama Sutra vs a pig farm.

    No comparison.

    Fly a banner for Fine Hindu models.
     
  9. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    KR is on fire. NYNJ atill bringing the sharp as a razor logic also.
     
  10. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Man, I never saw where that bangin' Hindu model had her hand placed on the Shred before.

    The only thing that could make her hotter is a big red dot on her forehead.
     
  11. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Yeah, umm the Swellie Awards weren't really happening for the past year...

    They were off-the-hook your first year(2013), but then again I was here most of that year. Ha.

    What are you going to do, reward people for pictures with snazzy captions? Plus, you and so many people on here get so excited aboot the corniest sh!t. Stupid-arse one-liners. Henny Youngman lives on.

    Wow, where did that reference come from?

    I think it's best to just let that stuff slide. It ain't never going to be the same. Yeah, The Swellies weren't even an event this past year. I didn't even wear a tux.
     
  12. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    We need the final chapter of a certain Christmas Story...
     
  13. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Seen, as explained a few days ago....

    I tried to continue, but it just lost the moment, even though the last installment was opening up great things to happen. Of course you can also thank a banning I received at the beginning of that year. Dude, what is with the Bannings?

    Surfers don't ban others from friggin websites. Surfers are the ones that get banned from other websites. We're rebellious and a lil crazy. Oh and creepy, too.

    Plus, Bogeton Wolftucks made an appearance, and killed MIS, as MIS's new wife, Underdog Lady, was preoccupied with something.

    Then Bogeton was last seen swimming north...

    Possibly to Belmar?

    Would he meet-up with the gang(AO/Spicoli, Chucky of Maine, The Follower, Lipsmacker, that Hey Zues the Jersey guy with a b!tchen Camaro, and of course, Seldom Seen?

    I guess we'll never know.
     
  14. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012


    I know amigo, I understand. Ya know, I kind of like those cliff hanger endings anyway, I have an idea as to how it ended, at least in me mind.
     
  15. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    Maybe after Bogeton killed Hey Zues, he converted The Follower back to booze and crack before becoming domesticated by yourself and retired in South Norwalk.

    Who knows.

    The important thing is that Bogeton finally allowed MIS to find his paradise......
     
  16. worsey

    worsey Well-Known Member

    Oct 13, 2013
    what if i dated a muslim.com and i hugged her and she was a car bomb?
    then what?
     
  17. aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

    Apr 30, 2008
    Hunter S Thompson had writers block too.
     
  18. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Funny you should mention HST...Riley's posts remind me a lot of Thompson's musings.
     
  19. Riley Martin

    Riley Martin Well-Known Member

    Jan 13, 2015
    I've only read one of his books - Rum Diaries. I liked. But I was like this way before I read that thing, so any commonalities are coincidence.

    Saw a bit of the movie Fear and Loathing.....which I fought or thought was absolutely dreadful. Jonny Deep just looked like some awkward, binging fool. He just wasn't right for the part. I don't know.....
     
  20. kidrock

    kidrock Well-Known Member

    Aug 1, 2010
    Maybe they should do a remake, something like "Fear and Loathing in Camden". You could star in it, and bring your David Eggers character. Fvck yeah, I'd pay to see that.