My Apologies

Door's locked, sorry dude, lube is your best friend right now

 

o Wayne LMAO

Guessing is fun isn't it? But unfortunately you're just along for the "ride"...

Que the duct tape and doom

 

Depends on your perspective lol

 

Hey Stank, I have an idea to settle this little back and forth between us that's been going on for a while. How about next time you're in Melbourne we agree to punch each other in the face one time (and only one time).

Afterwards I'll buy you a beer, or several, while we ice our faces down. We can Go-Pro it and everything and then post it to the forume. We'll do a coin flip to decide who gets to take the first shot.

There's no winner or loser in this, unless of course you can't take a punch

 

I like that, but that requires renting limos, which is costly compared to a few beers and some ice lol

 

You already told me where she hangs out it's cool, she aint nothing to look at

 

I like these ideas too.

 

Don't sleep on the GILFS, gum jobs are where it's at I hear

 

Depends on the city. I like em all for the most part as long as the beer is cold. We generally stick to the nicer restaurants on the water or downtown though. Lots of good spots dude. If nothing else, this place has no lack of places to get sh*t faced and filled up with good grub.

 

With those tree trunk legs? Aight lol

 

This could be a drinking game, it's getting interesting!

 

There's some good spots up at The Cape, all the tourists from the Cruise Ships coming in stop at those places, lots of randos running around, and they won't be there long, so you can hit it and quit it.

 

Aint that the damn truth, not much going on there. Although, I do love me some Meg O' Malley's, but not too much chic picking up going on there.