my pee goes to the right

My pee is ambidextrous, which is confusing when I'm drunk

 

Mine is usually all over the place

 

Mine goes crazy after sex

 

Years of tugging it to the right.

 

I have a double stream.
I can usually get one of them in the bowl.

 

which is the exact reason they put the shower next to the toilet

 

This morning was like:

 

I guess this could be resolved by squatting like a biotch? well the getting it in the bowl part any way.

 

Fock that noise, own it bro

 

I sometimes get a little side stream spray on my shorts...never happens w pants?

 

take one step to the left and do the hokey pokey

o metard

 

I pee like race horse. Drank coconut rum and baileys (only thing in the house) last night. Took a blonde dump this morning. TMI?

 

blonde deuces is indicative of pancreas malfunction
which may have happened from drinking too much

 

I did have several but I wasn't faced. I don't know why but I always have to look. First time I drank beet juice concoction I went to the john a couple hours later and freaked out for a few minutes when I thought I was bleeding internally. Then I remembered the juice. Only the one blonde today so the old pancreas must kicked back on. Fingers crossed.

 

I once ate literally about 2 pounds of bluebarries. I took the coolest dump ever the next day. Two logs, huge ones, split right doen the middle. One side was all smooth and green, the other sick brown and all dock piling stylee, with the seaweed look to it.


#9/12

 

You must be a Republican...

 

You are supposed to lower your zipper all the way before you pee, not after.
kids today....

 

o barry