My Special Lady wants to put something in my butt-Life Advise

InTents

[video=youtube;wMctMhMOtrY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMctMhMOtrY[/video]

 

Put your thing in her butt and don't ease it in all nice. Just slam it in then start hammering away!!! She'll get the point real quick. #exitonly

 

Oh yeah. I got HPV. Apparently like 90% of sexually active people get it, but there body fights it off before any symptoms appear. Not going to get super into it...but it lead to surgery which involved more things getting shoved up my pee hole. Luckily i was knocked out for that but peeing for the week after was brutal. And now i pee like a fire truck.

I got lucky i guess. What i had doesn't cause cancer or nothing serious like that. And I'm all good now. That's what you get for sleeping with slutty girls who resemble a porn star. At least the sex also resembled porn. And there was allot of it. So in the end i guess i won.

It was pretty funny telling family.
Me- i got hpv
Pops- what!? Hiv?
Me- hahahaha NO! HPV!
Pops- oh thank God. What's that?

 

Really depends on what you get in return. Outside of guilt and shame, of course.

 

check mate!

 

Well donne on the slutty porn chicks... Too bad about the HPV... Glad the cockhole feels better

 

Lol I have an old evinrude. Thanks for the laugh

 

Snuck a peak at the forum for the first time in weeks (work is killing me these days) and of course had to peruse this thread.

I keep getting demands from my coworkers to know what's so funny. Ya just can't even begin to explain this stuff.

Sheldonne, I won't presume to top the great advice you've already received. I think the real question that only you can answer is...do you wanna go there?

Oh, and y'all forgot the other lyric.

"Sleep with one eye open, holding the pillow tight."

Although you might want to bite that pillow if you do go there.

 

Welcomme backe, Brah!

 

+1 Good to see you Tlo!

 

Thanks man. They moved the date to transition to my new job AGAIN into March. Bustin' my nuts with work these days. Need to hook up and get some time in the water.

Keep any eye out for shows at the Cradle or in Raleighwood, if we can't get up at CB maybe we can catch a show. Can always crash at my place if you don't want to make the drive back.

Hope you're well and getting wet...keep in touch.

Back to sluggin' myself in the nuts I mean work.

 

Thanks brother.

 

Nothing brings back peeps like an a$$play tread.

 

Welcomme back Tlok my ninja

 

#a$$play

 

Rishiki!!! Fkn A bro!!!

Okay, back on topic.

So SS, did you let her diddle your fart box yet? Cmon bro, we're all living vicariously through your sphincter right now. Baited breath and all, you know.

 

Hurry and keep us posted before this threade is shut down!!!!!!!!!