Believe it or not, no spirits were consumed. We threw back a few beers though and appreciated Mother Nature That is a loaded, yet valid, question indeed. Fortunately no, I just creep on chicks for the most part. But sh!t man, I feel like I know some of you braddahs better than I know all these haoles I gotta deal with irl. And plus it's Bill, how could I not offer temporary housing to our 2013 MOTY. It was funny though, Bill thought there was some SI conspiracy going on at first and NJ42 was waiting at my house.
Well look at this sh!t, huh? First of all Jeeez, I've been to New England plenty times before. I used to drink and reside in Worcester while gaining education. And I've been to Rhode Island three times. Cape Cod twice. New Hampshire, hmmm, at least six times. And I've been to the Combat Zone and Alston in Boston too many times to guess. I got ol' naggers I know who live in Boston. Now, Seldom surprised me a little bit in person. I thought he was more reserved by his SI contributions. But Seldom don't give a truck. He's just rolling around those CT streets full-on and sh!t. Reminded me of me ten years ago, minus the vodka, the dope, the cocaine, and stuff. I'm a little paranoid aboot law enforcement when I'm out and aboot. Seldom don't give a truck aboot the police. I was a little tired-out on Saturday(my second day) because I was eating percs the previous week, and on my train journey to CT on Friday. I tried to bring some for Seldom, but my people didn't answer on Thursday night, and the Friday morning before I departed, they answered but weren't home. Puerto Ricans, what can you do? So, I had 3 10mg for my journey. Dudes, I'm not taking train rides sober. No trucking way. Aww heck no......You gotta be kidding me. Riding trains sober is like, ah, hunting sober...... Have you ever been to Trenton sober? Have you ever gotten off the River Line in Trenton, while hunting for a Liquor Store, sober, before leaving for New York? Man, it took me ten minutes to find a liquor store, just for two shots of vodka. Got to add that vodka-kick to your percs. Man, the train from Trenton to NYC was alright, not crowded, but Jesus, Jersey is such a sh!t-hole. Like, I didn't know that. Oh, there was nothing but foreigners on that train, so that kind of sucked. I think I heard people speaking Russian........... I was a huge hit outside the Trenton transportation Center - all these white derilects supposedly knew me. NYC sucks. Plain and simple. Man, f that noise. Too many people........I love Philadelphia - a real city. Anyways, I hadn't smoked herb, but one dime of Sour Diesel in the past three years(that lasted me a few days). So, after my travels and my week-long perc binge, I was kind of spent on Saturday. Then add the weed, and I was just in my own head, and kind of paranoid. Sorry aboot that, Seldom. Ha, I kept worrying aboot getting drug tested at work. Also, man, there's like no police up there. These small-arse RI coastal communities, if they were in Jersey, would have a million over-zealous cops out to get you. It was friggin August and it was just so mellow with no police anywhere. Plus, I've been so friggin insulated in my own little world lately. I have my routines, my ride to surf, and then I pretty much stay under the radar. So, I was reserved on Saturday. As I told Seldom, he didn't get to see a few sides of SJB - the crazy, Jersey punk for one..... And then we're at some Summer of '42 backdrop and this lady is yelling at the dude for the beer and the weed and we're sitting there..........and I'm like, "Hey man this a bad scene lets boog." Seldom's a cool cat. Seldom's even cooler in person than on here. And yes, I do meet strange men from the internet all the time, Metard. George, if I ever go to Delaware it will be a sneaky mission to extract revenge on certain people of pool ownership for unfair treatment over the years. And when we drank beer, I drank like 3-4 in the time where I would have used to drank 12. See, how I got my drug issues under control? I didn't even make Seldom take me to the colored neighborhoods looking for open commerce.
Yo Paddington! No worries aboot the effects of the Mother Nature, the same woulda happened to me. I was getting a little nervous, thought you had killed your computer...I will touch base via the other channel regarding logistics.
Nahh, dude, I've been like kind-of-sick for awhile now. And I've been getting into it with a vegan yoga dude. And I've been hassling surf mag editors and the some dude owes money for my intellectual properties. I'm just friggin over this computer thing right now. I hope I didn't catch something from that room I was in............
Nahhh dude, I just think the ragweed count is high...don't go to hard on the vegan yoga dudes man, they're fragile.
You guys sing the parts in the parentheses. Welcome back Your dreams were your ticket out Welcome back To that same old place that you laughed aboot Well the names have all changed since you hung around But those dreams have remained and they turned around Who'd have thought they'd lead ya (WHO had thought They'd lead ya) Back here where they need ya ( Back here where they need ya) Yeah we tease him alot because we got him on the spot.... WELCOME BACK WELCOME BACK WELCOME BACK What's down, Jesus? You making it through Neptune ok? Watch out for the blacks !!
Hey yo!! You know how we hang in Neptune! I was in ocean city last weekend- was looking for you bro! I did see some guy yelling at the sea gulls... But I think it's cause they where trying to steal his food... Bro it's really good that your back.... Little brah Dune just came back too , he tried the gypsy life but apparently his hunger for YouTube over road the gypsy life... It's good to have him back too. Not the same without you guys!
Ocean City.....The crown Jewel of Cape May County !! Yo, did you walk on the boardwalk? NJSURFER42 says only tourists go on the boardwalk. He hangs out on Asbury Ave where all the cool kids hang out. Damn, too bad I wasn't aware of your South Jersey sojourn. You know me and Seldom are brave enough to meet up with Swellinfo people.......and talk aboot it. Some people say they have met-up but they are scared to admit it. That's got to make you wonder. Dune's sister is awesome. I've been trying to be decent and marry her, but Dune won't let me. Oh I don't yell at seagulls. I slowly and methodically stalk them. And I communicate telepathically.
I taught my daughter to chase the seagulls. She used to call them Segals, like George. Welcome back bro!
You gonna make a good woman outta her PB&J? I hit the Jerz Shore in a August bro. I liked it. Didn't go south enough to meet Bogeton though. What's up with that cat? I been watching that 21 movie on the reg. What do I spare if I beat him in blackjack? Bro, how you been? Been Gaffled lately bro? What do you think of these copious Atlantic Incests? Eddie looks like he'll approach from 110 degrees so you cats will have to hit Hampton. You ever had a cat rush you from your far right at 110 degrees? Who's the last Hispanic you let do that? seldom is so pleased you brought the band back together bro. So am I. Warm shots of Kasser's on us. You got wahines bro? Bill Cosby's Nephew been wondering where you been, nephew.
YO what's down, Singer Island Dog. Woof Woof !!! SPICOLI, you know what? I have a confession: Lately when I have a few, I've been bypassing Kassers and going with two shot bottles of Smirnoff. I know, I know.......I don't drink but 2-3 shots a few times a month, and my sissified drug taking abilities that I have now, just don't respond well to a half-pint of that gasoline. Plus, once I have like four drinks, something changes and I start getting crazed or looking for action. So, I have to keep it at 2-3 shots. Spicoli, you're alright, and you might not know it, but I have hassled you in the past because that's what is supposed to happen to groms. I know nobody in today's real world is going to do it, but all groms need a period of hazing, especially on the right coast. It gives them discipline to handle frigid conditions and ice cream headaches.... Spicoli, ride free whether it's on a carver or an 8-10 bomb at Pt. Judith.......
