Funny, Doug. Sounds like a shaving problem of the nether regions, or a Jolly old elf that's almost an ass hole!
Damn you guys are good. Doug really had some jems there. My band is called Grandpa Fuking Space Shuttle. We found the name on a shirt and coffe mug on Engrish.com: http://store.engrish.com/products/grandpa-f-ckin-spaceshuttle-t-shirt
Thanks bro. Also I like Roy's Splinter Fest. Or just BLEF man, that sounds hardcore enough. Ohh I got it, Rape Van full of Gnomes.