Names for a Stoner Doom Surf Metal Band

Ahhh Mall Santa Boner is hilarious salt.

 

How about:
Bubonicphoniks
Archy
Sandblasters
Metard
IHateLongboarders

 

I was trying to take creepy to another level. Thanks.

 

Chode Shrimp

 

torn anal tissue

 

Chum Bucket

 

Dude,
Stoners dont listen to metal. That **** makes my brain hurt like listening to static. Good luck. Go with something easy, like.. Heavy Metal Grinder, The Resin Scrapers or Barrels of SeaWeed.

 

Men in Grey Suits

I always wanted to do a show and give out shark fins with chin straps. Anyone who wears one gets in free. Get a circular pit going with everyone with fins on, then have bikini girls come out with signs that say "feeding frenzy" and throw buckets of red jello into the crowd.

It would be epic...

 

THat would be freakin awesome!

 

Someday my good man, someday. I'll reserve your fin.

There's good local metal to be had. RBT (Renegade Bong Tyrants), Ol' Codger, Man Will Destroy Himself. Old school hardcore trash metal. Loud, fast, aggressive. 80's style pits with people coming out beat all to hell. You should check them out if you're into that.

 

Death in the Green Room
I Smoked Your Mom's Ashes
Octococks
Squid Facial

 

The Black Surfer Experience

 

Nature's landlord?

You brahs must really be stoned.

 

Dude the jam is legit, thanks for posting. There's a nice Arabian-sounding quality so some of the Sax when you are mimicking the back and forth 3-note guitar riff-age.

'Natures Landlord,' you done smoked too much Trevo, just stick with Ratmass!!

 

Bill Cosby's Pudding Pop

 

Yall sound like Junior without no drums or Junior. That's a high compliment.
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