narragansett ****ing longboard cock suckers

Discussion in 'Northeast' started by meatloaf, Apr 28, 2017.

  1. meatloaf

    meatloaf Well-Known Member

    335
    Nov 30, 2011
    thanks for getting your 8'2" 1987 $30 WRV fun board and slamming it into my literally brand new mini simmons ****ing pos im bringing a knife out surfing again, this **** happens or close to happening again im cutting your leash
     
  2. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Pics of dings pleasse
     

  3. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Holy Sh1t! Meatloaf! I thought you were dead or rehab!
     
  4. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
  5. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
  6. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Aww, po' wittle baby is butthurt??
     
  7. beachbreak

    beachbreak Well-Known Member

    Apr 7, 2008
    Cutting a person's leash is not an eye for an eye. They cost like 20 bucks.
     
  8. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    go back to the valley!
     
  9. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
  10. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    lol that's why I don't buy brand new boards.
     
  11. Wavestrom

    Wavestrom Well-Known Member

    445
    Jul 5, 2014
    It's like the North Shore bruh. A 2-3' beach break isn't any place for rookies.
     
  12. Wavestrom

    Wavestrom Well-Known Member

    445
    Jul 5, 2014
    Can you imagine being out in 2-3' surf and some dude has a knife to regulate the line-up? 'Bro, watch out around my Wavestrom. It's this years model...'
     
  13. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Yea really that's not cool... I feel for you.... painful...

    But technically it was a fun shape that ran into you- not a longboard.
     
  14. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    Shut the front door PU$$Y, get your little whinney a$$ back out there and hit them in the shins, be somebody!!!!
     
  15. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    No it's not lol, it's because you're poor.
     
  16. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Okay, he can then steal boards that are not brand new.
     
  17. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    Lol...thought you just serf the dock dude, didn't think you'd lower your standards to gansett
     
  18. mrcoop

    mrcoop Well-Known Member

    605
    Jun 22, 2010
    thats surfing pal...move on
     
  19. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
  20. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    true lol.

    but I still get mad when I ding a used $200 board that's already dinged up.if I spent 800$ on a board like all u rich folks I probably would never take it out the house in fear of messing it up.
    its the same sh1t as cars with me.i used to be into cars til I seen my brother whos a car fanatic get clipped by a drunk driver while waiting at a stop sign.a $20k car with an additional $40k put into it get totaled over nothing.

    so fancy things isn't my style,il drive a beater and use used boards til I retire