Ok so im stuck in work and the winds about to switch from the east to west and its like 5-6ft. I need an excuse to lwave that actually works because I only get one chance. Help a brah out please I need to get pitted. I will post if ur excuse helps me.
Vomit in front of your coworkers, then yell "I knew I shouldn't have had that expired bologna for lunch." You have to really commit though. Be sure to replenish after your public vom-fest so you don't cramp up while shredding your face off.
Pull an Ed Norton in fight club. Go into the bosses office and just start punching yourself in the face and demand the day off. Paid.
Just go. Been in Kauai for a while n got the mind just right. Granted I caught a killer swell. Just fnnnnnnn go. If not hit Indonesia. Good luck!
Sabotage something you need to get your job done but you don't have to fix. Preferably something that takes a day or so to get repaired.
