New Jersey SHARKS!!!!

Discussion in 'Northeast' started by MFitz73, Jun 27, 2012.

  1. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
  2. mexsurfer

    mexsurfer Well-Known Member

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    Jul 14, 2008
    this was 2010 bud...
     

  3. actionpants

    actionpants Well-Known Member

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    Apr 20, 2012
    TIME TRAVELING SHARKS! The absolute worst kind of shark.
     
  4. MFitz73

    MFitz73 Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2010
    phew! lol. I shouldnt panic so much when I see "sharks" while Im at my computer!
     
  5. Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2010
    Your fired.
     
  6. endless_strummer

    endless_strummer Member

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    Jun 26, 2012
    IKR!? I almost got attacked by one from 1949 last year, but thankfully one from the year 3000 showed up and blasted it with it's laser fins. Oh yeah the ones from the future have laser fins, btw...
     
  7. quiksilver1231

    quiksilver1231 Well-Known Member

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    Sep 14, 2008
    that may be true about the sharks in the year 3000, but we can't forget the evolution of the laser beam shark
    http://atomicgator.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/sharks_w_laser_beams.jpg
    "sharks with frickin lasers attached to their head"
     
  8. Zippy

    Zippy Well-Known Member

    Nov 16, 2007
    988 years is not near enough time for a shark to evolve laser fins.
     
  9. spesurf473

    spesurf473 New Member

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    Jun 11, 2012
    What would happen if we gave sharks bath salts? Would they eat each other, or would that make it worst for us?
     
  10. jay314

    jay314 Member

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    Jun 16, 2012
    Now thats funny stuff!
     
  11. krl0919

    krl0919 Well-Known Member

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    May 3, 2011
    rumor on the streets is someone actually did catch and land a great white off seaside today
     
  12. DarkBarrels

    DarkBarrels Active Member

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    Jun 19, 2012
  13. jizwhale

    jizwhale Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    I bang sharks' mouths'........and sh*t in their blowholes.
     
    Last edited: Jun 27, 2012
  14. krl0919

    krl0919 Well-Known Member

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    May 3, 2011
    [​IMG]

    Here is the picture from the great white catch
     
  15. DarkBarrels

    DarkBarrels Active Member

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    Jun 19, 2012
    Awesome photo! You know how far that was caught off shore? Also, how big was it?
     
  16. Sniffer

    Sniffer Well-Known Member

    Sep 20, 2010
    Good luck finding a blowhole on a shark, but you'll finger it out.
     
  17. krl0919

    krl0919 Well-Known Member

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    May 3, 2011
    they said it was half the size of the boat. so that could mean anywhere from 5 feet to like 15 in relevance to the boat. it looks good size though
     
  18. OC&SC-83

    OC&SC-83 Well-Known Member

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    Jul 25, 2011
    He meant to say he sits on their fin.

    "TIME TRAVELING SHARKS!!" and "What if we gave sharks bath salts?" two of the better one's I've read in a while, had me laughin out loud.
     
  19. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    i dont know the whole story,nor care,but from that photo u can tell that shark was caught off a boat.now how do we know thats not california,or south africa,i dont see casino pier in the background.you have a better chance of getting struck by lightning than ever being attacked by a shark.i know guys that been surfing for 40 years around the world and never seen a shark.makos are the sharks that stay on the east coast,and if u ever saw their teeth,u know they mean business.i cant remember the last time someone was attacked by a great white(the sponger in s.africa doesnt count because nat geo was chumming the waters,and if u seen their footage there were hundreds of sharks in a feeding frenzy)..sharks are a part of the ocean.if your scared,then stick to the pools.great whites are an endangered species....
     
  20. jchafard

    jchafard Well-Known Member

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    Aug 10, 2011

    This looks like a 6th grade research report on sharks...