New surf wagon...

EmassSpicoli · Nov 21, 2013

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Finally... Someone that gets it. I hear you loud and clear Manisses.

It's sad to think that the Golden Age is over. I don't know where we are going as a nation... And I just don't get how people talk so much sh*t without appreciating the reality of our country's economic situation. Just take a look around....

We're a mess, and it's all because of the outsourcing and importing. It's all cause of globalization. Simply put, America is declining rapidly because of our foolish policies... just take a look at the other countries that are insular, make their own goods and technology, and don't outsource.

The first two obvious success stories that come to mind are the rising economic powerhouses of Argentina and North Korea.

Btw... Nice Caprice, but I'm a bit partial to BMW'S myself.
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I blame it all on mothers being allowed to castrate their sons and husbands.

What Bavarian whip you rockin son?

Slashdog · Nov 21, 2013

EmassSpicoli said: ↑

I blame it all on mothers being allowed to castrate their sons and husbands.

What Bavarian whip you rockin son?
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As I've said, it's a 3-series (I'm a modest man). Coincidentally, the GF is imported from Bavaria too, and she would put any Hindu to shame. WENCH OFF!

Slashdog · Nov 21, 2013

Wysiwyg Contrail, disregard.

EmassSpicoli · Nov 21, 2013

There better be an M in front of the 3 in that 3-series son. Can't hang with the Motorsport whips. The rest are just Kias that corner real good.

Did she come with the car? Now THAT's a "power option".

garbanzobean · Nov 22, 2013

Yeah- trophy fraulines are pretty sweet. I couldn't afford that particular option on my new Bahn burner so I just went for the new robot hand job option available on the '14s. Heidi Klum comes up on the screen in an animated GIF repeating "You are OUCHT!". Figured I could get it to wax up my new Dumster Rubble w/ carbon fiber racin' stripes and space shuttle fins while I suit up for that knee session.

Bill Cosby's nephew · Nov 24, 2013

Little shot of the X in action. Lots of jealousy in this thread

surfsolo · Nov 24, 2013

You open this thread and you want a medal for it...BWHAHHA

Bill Cosby's nephew · Nov 24, 2013

Crawl back into your rust bucket, ok?

EmassSpicoli · Nov 24, 2013

Buxton brah, glad you're getting action in the Terra hillside during the day and thanks for the ride report.

Comentised · Jan 12, 2014

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You do realize that the original surf wagon "woodie" was the cheapest big POS that could haul boards and bros to the break. Counter culture beatniks that eschewed what the Jones were doing to pursue their passion of enjoying life at least for a while drove them. That being said my vote is for the full size 'merican conversion van. Fully upholstered, cruise control, lots of interior lights, ash trays, electronic cigarette lighters, TVs, checker boards, electric door locks- the list goes on. My mobile changing room. A great place to nap. Burly push rod V8 with no gay timing belts to change every 70,000. Deer glance off her bow at an alarming rate. Will tow travel trailers or construction equipment. Banks get nothing on the deal and insurance is cheaper than you would believe. 14 MPG is a downside but made up for with cheap maintanence costs. Room enough for 10' tankers or 42 mini simmons or fish. Can ride shotgun with a dozen Dumster Divers because the seats recline like a bed. Dean Moriarty would drive one to mexico because it would not be a target for federales and cartels but he would know when the rear diff was gonna go (please excuse the Kerouac reference). They are everywhere and dirt cheap. Like woodies circa 1959.
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I have a beautiful cigarette lighter. but now i don't have it because i give this bad habit. but i miss it. because when i started this from till it was with me.

Surfin_nj · Jan 12, 2014

I got a 2004 grand Cherokee from my mom haha

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